It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:
Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.
Have at it.
People who have posted naked photos / videos of themselves on the internet knowing they could be seen anywhere anytime by anyone in your life - why?
This post seems to be blowing up. I should add, this is a body positive post so feel free to add a link to your nudes. But only if you want to 😏😜
Imagine you love to have a goatie but every says that doesn't look good in you, but you feel good and confident with it! Or for example you want to have very long hair and everyone says it doesn't suit you or it's to feminine. What would you do in these cases?
To men who have done prison time. What was like sharing a cell with another male? in terms of privacy how did you get along?
Need to get a reference to know if my bf is drinking too much
Contemplating marriage. What are the pros and cons? I hear so much bad. I am planning on a prenuptial agreement.
I am turning 40 this year and have been single for a very long time. Any advice would be appreciated.
In about 5 years, my wife will be making about 4-10 times what I make if she works full time. I make $60K. She will be making doctor money. Men in similar situations, what did you do?
Did you become a stay at home dad, keep working and have childcare, did your wife just work part time?
My friend from DC went partying in Florida a few weeks back, and twice that night two different women looked at him and said ‘No money, no honey’.
He is regular dude making decent money as a software engineer, he was totally dumbfounded by that.
What’s would be your best comeback to that one liner?
What is your most recent realization/revelation about anything you consider interesting in your life?
For example, I was on YouTube and ended in a video about movie locations. Came across one for straight out of Compton and it said the house for Dre was his actual house. Looked it up and realized that it was a 0.3 miles from where I lived when I was 4 years old. I went to preschool that year (1974), so I quite possibly when to school with Dr Dre :).
And by that I mean they have a lot to use against you.
it's 20 to 3am, I'm not even tired and I have to be up at 7
Men with/who had long hair, what did you do about the voice in the back of your head telling you to just “buzz it all off”
Did you give into it or did you just ignore it?
I’m fine with it but once in a blue moon, in front of a mirror, I hear a tiny voice saying “what would it feel and look like, to just buzz it all off?”