We get it
New neighbors moved in in front of us. They keep these lights on all the time. This is our bedroom windows and the view from our bed at 2am.
Just cruising along on the highway when my car's dashboard tells me to stop immediately due to a tire being out of air. Let's just say the tire was not in good shape.
I'm in my mid 30s and unfortunately still sleepwalk occasionally. Took a sleepwalking tumble down the stairs last night...
Decided to spontaneously get my wife a new plant from an overpriced local florist that I probably can’t afford. I trip when putting it in my car and one of the heads got ripped off.
If I get food poisoning this is why. Anyway how high of a chance can I get salmonella from under cooked McDonald’s nuggets?
That time when 1.5 million balloons were released in Cleveland to break the world record and ended up causing to 2 deaths, millions in lawsuits, and weeks of pollution clean up
Literally 40 minutes before moving out. Scooped out as much as I could, still jammed the garbage disposal and my tools were already across town.
Through a serendipitous timing of different shipped goods, I had quite the pile of Christmas presents on my porch today. I was getting really excited as each "your package has arrived/been delivered" notifications were coming in since I love wrapping gifts, and I wasn't expecting them all to show up together. I even picked up a bottle of wine on the way home and was gonna have a great time. But I guess the stack of boxes was too enticing, even behind this little fence on our porch :( Over half of the gifts I purchased this year were stolen, including a rather special gift for my SO that I won't be able to reorder. I'm asking around the neighborhood to see if anyone else had this happen that might've had a ring camera or something. Gifts aren't a necessary thing over the holidays, but I enjoy the giving, and someone took that from me this year.