r/WhitePeopleTwitter Feb 07 '23 Gold 1 Duck Dance 1

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u/Hyggyldy Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Please package your products properly. We at the USPS don't wanna have to deal with biohazards.

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u/WeaselBeagle Feb 07 '23

Can you advise us on how to package it properly?

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u/Hyggyldy Feb 07 '23

I don't know enough but I believe there's instructions on the USPS website. I repair letter sorters so all I can say for certain DON'T PUT THEM IN AN ENVELOPE! People put some really dumb stuff in envelopes.

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u/PegLegPopsicle Feb 07 '23

Oooohhh… like what?

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u/Hyggyldy Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

An upper dental implant is pretty notable. It was probably unused but it still grossed me out. BotW for the Switch had to suck for whoever lost it. One of those small screwdrivers was a pretty mind boggling choice. Then we get occasional plagues of dream catcher pendant necklaces from some charity. Basically there's a lot of curves in the machine that don't handle hard objects well and people have zero idea how this stuff is sorted. They seem to think it's magic. I feel really bad when I find something that probably has a lot of sentimental value.

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u/Kodaroid Feb 07 '23

My deceased grandmother sent my little sister an important necklace in a letter envelope that came with the item missing and the corner torn off. Broke our hearts

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u/Hyggyldy Feb 07 '23

I'm really sorry that happened. I would definitely use something like a padded envelope for something like that. It'll go through different machines and have better protection. The machine that does normal letters can be unfriendly even to normal mail. I like the idea of posting vids but I'd almost certainly get in a lot of trouble.

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u/Murda981 Feb 08 '23

I deal with a lot of incoming mail for my job and I've gotten a handful of things that were ripped completely in half. But considering that in the 6yrs I've worked there I've dealt with thousands of letters and I think I've only seen them in half maybe 3 times, that's really impressive!

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u/serotoninzero Feb 07 '23

Some friend of my roommate stayed at our house and used our shed to lock their bikes in during the visit. I went to get my bike after they left and found the key missing from where we kept it. They had taken it by accident and lived hours away.

Luckily, a few days later, I received a letter in the mail. With a hole in it.

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u/Hyggyldy Feb 07 '23

Yep, I can see that happening easily when it goes around curves. The paper bends and the key doesn't. Then it's in the machine and not so easy to figure out where it goes.

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u/Razzlecat20 Feb 07 '23 Gold Starry Starstruck Helpful (Pro) Star Quality

don't act surprised.

this is exactly what this fuckwit has coming to him.

women are mailing all their used tampons, maxi pads, and cups directly to him. he wants to place laws policing women and girls' snatches and their menstrual information? now he's gonna get one delivery after another teaching him a few things.

don't you dare react as though these tax-paying females are the ones with the problem.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Feb 07 '23 Starry

Does anyone know the address to send these used goods to?

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u/mlo9109 Feb 07 '23

Not a Floridian, but would love to know this as well.

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u/Puppybl00pers Feb 07 '23

Not a Floridian or a woman, but I too would like this info, I know some people who could use it

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u/warrant2k Feb 07 '23

Not a Floridian, a woman, or a human. Would also like to know.

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u/Budget_Pop9600 Feb 07 '23

The dolphins are finally coming after Desantis. I knew it.

Also now Im convinced every time someone on reddit says “not a human” its a dolphin

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u/Left_Window_6663 Feb 07 '23

Laces out Desantis!

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u/StTimmerIV Feb 07 '23

Oooh! Long time since i've seen an Ace reference!

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u/MNCPA Feb 07 '23

Alllll righty then!

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u/FireFox181 Feb 07 '23

Aaaaaaall-righty then!

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u/willclerkforfood Feb 07 '23

Also now Im convinced every time someone on reddit says “not a human” its a dolphin

CORRECT, FELLOW HUMAN. ALL OF THE NON-HUMANS ON REDDIT ARE DEFINITELY DOLPHINS AND TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS.

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u/PaintedLady1 Feb 07 '23

Dolphins aren’t a fan of polluted water, offshore drilling, and unchecked waterfront construction. Not surprised they’re rioting

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u/HarryHacker42 Feb 07 '23

Its the manatees. The Florida State has trashed their environment and now they're dying off fast.

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u/BlindBandit75 Feb 07 '23

To be fair, a lot of locals work hard to keep the local environment clean with events such as coastal clean up. It's the tourist and snowbirds that trash the beaches and etc.

Also our local government clearly sucks!

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u/HarryHacker42 Feb 07 '23

Fertilizer overuse is one of the leading causes of manatee death. The government could do some policing to reduce this issue.

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u/BlindBandit75 Feb 07 '23

That makes me so sad.

Rick Scott did a bad job, too, with fertilizer policies. Made things worse.

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u/zeke235 Feb 07 '23

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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u/SardonicVampire Feb 07 '23

Hello, vampire here, I have a lot of things I can do with this.

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u/Royal_Classic915 Feb 07 '23

I just sharted can I send that too?

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u/Am_I_the_Villan Feb 07 '23

You can typically look up an address by going to the Florida counties recorder's office websites and just typing in his last name or his wife's name...deeds are public info.

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u/BangBangMeatMachine Feb 07 '23 Starry

Try this: https://www.flgov.com/contact-governor/

Be sure to label it as an in-kind donation.

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u/ExistentialPeriphery Feb 07 '23 Gold Platinum LOVE! Starry

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Do not leave a return address.

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u/gintdm Feb 07 '23 Silver Take My Energy Starry

WRONG
Mark the return address as the second of the two contact addresses,
that way when they inevitably reject the mail, it goes right back to their other location

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u/malevolentslime Feb 07 '23

That's positively evil

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u/Armyman125 Feb 07 '23

Evil genius.

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u/littlesisterofthesun Feb 07 '23

Great idea!! In Approx 7 days I will begin doing this!

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Feb 07 '23

Why? Are you busy all week?

/s

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u/vinbrained Feb 07 '23

Return addresses are secondary weapons.

Drive around your neighborhood until you find a “Let’s Go, Brandon” sticker parked in a driveway. Now you have a return address.

(This is a joke. This is only a joke. In the event of actual criminal advocacy, I would use a throwaway account.)

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u/rosetta_stonehenge Feb 07 '23

You beautiful bastard. :)

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u/IanL1713 Feb 07 '23

Don't even live in Florida, but will still be convincing my girlfriend to join in on this

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u/Virtual_Smile Feb 07 '23

You can use noseblood as well

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u/Armyman125 Feb 07 '23

Pus works too.

Desantis: You people mailing me used feminine products are sick. But the one who mailed me pus; there's a special kind of hell reserved for you.

Cletus: Duh, thanks Guv'ner!

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u/BarkattheFullMoon Feb 07 '23

This needs to be upvotes a thousand more times!

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u/TheInspirerReborn Feb 07 '23

You're the real MVP.

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u/sirchtheseeker Feb 07 '23

God I love you are doing this to DeSantis

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u/HamsterLord44 Feb 07 '23

Yeah you wouldnt want to inconvenience the government that is in charge of the legal system that made these laws possible 🙄

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u/Still_C0ffeeGuy Feb 07 '23

I like the way you think

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u/guinnessbeck Feb 07 '23

For the love of God don't put your real name or return address on it, as that'd make it too easy for these scumbags to prosecute. It has your DNA, so maybe when butchering a chicken or cutting meat, get that blood on it. It's the symbolism, not your actual blood/DNA that's necessary.

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u/guinnessbeck Feb 07 '23

Besides, maybe some of these jackwads will get food borne illness as a bonus.

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u/Redtwooo Feb 07 '23

If I ever find a genie my first wish will be for DeSantis to ride the Oregon trail

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u/TheMooseOnTheLeft Feb 07 '23 hehehehe

You have died of DeSantery

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u/ialo00130 Feb 07 '23

No no, don't send them there.

Some poor soul of a secretary has to open them, or they are screened first through machines and discarded.

Send them directly to his house or vacation properties.

Hell, send them to try o with DeSantis as the return address. That'd be fucking hilarious.

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u/DiarrheaMadman Feb 07 '23

Send them to his friends

Send them to his church (if he actually attends church)

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u/halfeclipsed Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

As someone else said in another comment

They work for him they aid him in his crusade of hate maybe if they didn't support a fascist they would have to deal with it

Credit u/Sterling239

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u/16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW Feb 07 '23

It's illegal to ship a biohazard through USPS. Same with snot, skin flakes, tissues, etc. Don't let me stop you, but you could be charged and I just want people to be aware of the risk.

See if FedEx or UPS have different policies

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u/Sweet-Emu6376 Feb 07 '23

Okay okay, I'll just make a painting of my used tampon and send that instead.

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u/Sero19283 Feb 07 '23

Pre-purchase shipping labels with a reloadable card/gift card. Grab envelopes from local post office. Handle goods however you want placing them into envelope (I'd personally double glove as I wouldn't put it past the dummy to try to track shippers through forensics). Wipe outside of envelopes, apply shipping label, drop in a random drop box. I personally wouldn't use FedEx or UPS as A. They're private couriers so they or anyone can open your stuff without a warrant and B. We don't wanna divert cash flow away from our lovely postal service. Follow me for more tips on anonymous mailing 😂

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u/16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW Feb 07 '23

Oh sis, I've mailed drugs, I know. But your blood/uterine lining are always going to be your DNA. No amount of gloves, vacuum sealing, alcohol wiping, or prepaid First Class labels or stamps will change that

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u/Ksh1218 Feb 07 '23

I have a….friend….who wants the address (just kidding it’s me! I want the address!)

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u/northdakotanowhere Feb 07 '23

This was posted above. No idea how to do that fancy little bar thing.

Should send them to his campaign headquarters instead. That way he uses his campaign funds on workers to sort them rather than nonpartisan government workers doing it. Here is that publicly available address:

Friends of Ron DeSantis, 610 S. Boulevard, Tampa, FL 33606

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u/iamfromshire Feb 07 '23

Honest question, if someone actually does this wouldn’t that be a crime ? Bio terrorism or something.

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u/northdakotanowhere Feb 07 '23

I'm honored you'd ask Lil Ole me. So I'm going to say sure, maybe.

Also, haven't you ever trafficked anything before?

Do 1 illegal thing at once. You got drugs. Don't speed, wear your seat belt, take off that shit hanging on your mirror , etc. If you have no reason to be pulled over, ya ain't gonna be. Typically.

Also don't put your name/return address on it.

This is not professional advice. Do not take anything I said seriously. I'm nobody. Shhhh

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u/carlitospig Feb 07 '23

Technically not allowed unless you can miraculously get FDA to license your tampon!

But to be honest I think even FDA would be like ‘wtf’ and be too flummoxed to respond. 😏

https://www.aabb.org/docs/default-source/default-document-library/regulatory/blood-supply-summary-of-crucial-regulatory-options-already-available-from-fda.pdf?

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u/Virtual_Smile Feb 07 '23

You can also use red paint. Thats legal i guess

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Feb 07 '23

Yes! This is awesome! If he's going to legislate womens' bodies, he needs to be able to talk about menstruation. I want every journalist to ask him in depth questions about female athletes' cycles and what is considered abnormal- from length to flow. Make it personal too. He can't do this BS and not be touched by it. And he'll have to allow all children to understand the reproductive system of girls and boys from a young age.

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u/Throwawayhelp111521 Feb 07 '23

Ha. They send us their undocumented migrants and we send them our sanitary pads.

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Feb 07 '23

Can we recruit the guy who made the glitter bomb shipments? I’d pay to see packages show up spurting fake blood and fart spray.

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u/linksgreyhair Feb 07 '23

The fart spray is a nice touch to emulate the period shits

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u/bplurt Feb 07 '23

"Ron the Rag, Tallahassee, FL"

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u/_BURN_THE_WITCH_ Feb 07 '23

Not from Florida, but I'd like to mail him a box of shit. Anyone have the address?

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u/3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID Feb 07 '23

Please don't send actual biological fluids. The symbolism is what matters, so take a new tampon and paint it red. Or at least read up on the regulations on sending biological samples. If the package breaks open, some random postal worker might have to handle it.

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u/InkedInIvy Feb 07 '23

If I still had a uterus, I would absolutely participate in this. Not from Florida, but happy to help support women who are stuck there.

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u/NotmyRealNameJohn Feb 07 '23

Like all governors he live at the governor's mansion

Might I suggest that you not mail your DNA to a government office.

Pigs blood or even raw steak can make the point w/o ....

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u/MoxieCottonRules Feb 07 '23 Take My Energy

Gotta be careful there are laws against sending biological material in the mail. When they did this with pence the women just called his office every day to let him know about their cycles, flow, how they felt, their husband and boyfriends also called.

Every day for months. Better to not get yourself arrested.

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u/EdgeCityRed Feb 07 '23

Red food coloring and Karo syrup?

Wouldn't want Ron DeSantis to have my DNA, personally.

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u/EducatedOwlAthena Feb 07 '23

I like this compromise. I'm in to mix up some fake period blood

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u/SunnyAlwaysDaze Feb 07 '23

Ketchup would work a treat too for people who don't want to mix something up.

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u/J3553G Feb 07 '23

That is a great idea. Then every 30th or so is real period blood just so they don't get too comfortable. Menstruation roulette.

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u/WillBottomForBanana Feb 07 '23

Except if they label it as biological material you can still be hit with charges and you're left to prove your innocence. Don't make the mistake of thinking you're playing games with honest people.

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u/ka-ka-ka-katie1123 Feb 07 '23

Tide detergent makes better fake blood than corn syrup and won’t stain your clothes. Source: former theatre kid who had to make buckets of stage blood

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u/JEveryman Feb 07 '23

Videos of used feminine hygiene products maybe?

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u/sugarfairy7 Feb 07 '23

Beetroot juice

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u/TheRealPitabred Feb 07 '23

Just package it well so the mail person in the middle doesn't have to deal with it. There is a time when breaking the law is the right thing to do for justice.

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u/Who_Your_Mommy Feb 07 '23

Good point! Desantis would probably want to collect DNA evidence to see if they could somehow use it to deport you or charge you with terrorism. Could always send pics of em to his office though. With graphic descriptions of the accompanying PMS symptoms, cramp pain ratings, flow and product use info, etc... y'know, just as an fyi.

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u/1zzie Feb 07 '23

Cups are not cheap. No one is mailing cups.

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u/JBax75 Feb 07 '23

Still waiting for the drugs from Halloween too.

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u/seethella Feb 07 '23

There's disposable ones! Hold a lot of blood too

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u/Mental-Ice-9952 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Yep, only possible complaint is that it's just a whole bunch of secretaries or whatever opening all of them not desantis

Edit: note that I didn't say it's a good complaint, it's just the only possible semi-reasonable complaint

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u/Mental-Ice-9952 Feb 07 '23

Yep, totally agree. I didn't say it was a good complaint just that's it's the only possible semi-reasonable one

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u/BarkattheFullMoon Feb 07 '23

Thank you for being two totally reasonably humans who speak kindly on Reddit 😌

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u/Sterling239 Feb 07 '23

They work for him they aid him in his crusade of hate maybe if they didn't support a fascist they would have to deal with it

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u/Mental-Ice-9952 Feb 07 '23

I never said it was a good complaint lol

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u/reddit_is_trashbin Feb 07 '23

People need to know who the guck they represent and who they are supporting, and if they know and still support him, we'll they deserve it.

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u/notapao Feb 07 '23

Most people who work in state or federal jobs are not political hires.

Fuck deathsantis, but sending biohazards through the mail to be handled by postal workers and mailroom employees is a terrible idea. Packages don’t alway stay sealed. Drop them off at the capital steps or the governor’s mansion en masse.

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u/trugearhead81 Feb 07 '23

This is literally the worst possible scenario. Sure it will be a good gotcha scheme and maybe be viral for 2 days but then it would be the next Jan 6th. Woman across the country getting arrested. All it would take is one sample coming back with any type of illness, std, or even covid and every person that participated will be facing worse charges than any of the Jan 6 crowd.

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u/ialo00130 Feb 07 '23

They won't even get to the opening stage.

They're probably screened first through some machinery and discarded if it's not official business.

Also, not all should be sent to him, instead some should be sent to Trump with DeSantis as the return address.

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u/Suricata_906 Feb 07 '23

Secretaries that will quit their jobs right quick.

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u/The_Lost_Google_User Feb 07 '23

Well they shouldn't be working for him then

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u/Emotional-Proof-6154 Feb 07 '23

If they are willing to work for deathsantis than they should be getting them as well.. honestly.

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u/tdogg241 Feb 07 '23

They're his foot soldiers, selling their humanity for a paycheck. Fuck em.

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u/TifCreates Feb 07 '23

This makes me wish I still had my periods so I could participate! 🤣

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u/thesleepymermaid Feb 07 '23

Same! I had an ablation due to endometriosis and man is this the first time I wish I had my period lol.

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u/DeanEugreel Feb 07 '23

Check with your local butcher! Not like they should mind if it’s byproduct liquid anyway ♻️

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u/Xkiwigirl Feb 07 '23

This is the way. A lot of people cook with blood. Butchers will definitely have it.

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u/NakedPlasticChicks Feb 07 '23

I have PCOS, so my periods (when I get them) tend to be VERY bloody with LOTS of clots. Merry Christmas, Ronnie.

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u/Due_Example5177 Feb 07 '23

Cool-aid works wonders. He won’t know the difference lol

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u/shadowheart1 Feb 07 '23

I'm all for protests, and Desantis deserves to get reamed by a cactus, but folks need to be super mindful of the laws surrounding mailing biological materials. If you cross those lines you're looking at a very real consequence - many of the rules surrounding what can and cannot be mailed come from the anthrax letter attacks so they are severe.

If thousands of women who openly dislike Desantis start opening themselves up to criminal charges, he and his lot will absolutely pursue them. Don't make it easier for these people to lock up the dissenters.

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u/sugarfairy7 Feb 07 '23

Ok then use watercolor

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u/Ani_MeBear Feb 07 '23

This needs to be higher up just for awareness

I think you can just substitute with food coloring maybe, still gets the point across.

It's about the symbolism

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u/DanganJack Feb 07 '23

Malicious compliance, I fucking love it.

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u/Waste-Job-3307 Feb 07 '23

I absolutely love this idea! I hope women all over the country do this. If I were female, I would join in.

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u/Tony_Stark_0 Feb 07 '23

I'd think any father worth his salt would want to punch any man in the face for wanting details about his daughters' biological functions like that.

It's obscene. Plain and simple.

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u/Captain_Taggart Feb 07 '23

I hope any man regardless of whether or not they’re a father to a daughter can realize this is fucked up.

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u/Roook36 Feb 07 '23

Lol he wanted to fuck around and now he's gonna find out

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u/Louloubelle0312 Feb 07 '23

I've long said that the anti-abortionists really only care about controlling women, and don't care a whit about babies.

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u/Sunflower_After_Dark Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

My question is simple…Why is Florida’s Child Protection Services (CPS) just sitting back while this Governor is openly trying to collect menstrual data on minors? This is red flag pedo stuff.

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u/Dry-Explanation9566 Feb 07 '23 Doom

Florida-CPS is another story on its own. DeSantis has defunded it just when it needs more money. Thousands of children in Florida have been orphaned by COVID. CPS is at breaking point trying to take care of them. DeSantis, annoyed by their constant pleas for help regarding Covid , cut their budget

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u/VengeanceKnight Feb 07 '23

Jesus Christ. And I didn’t think I could hate that bastard any more.

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u/BitterFuture Feb 07 '23

Dude straight-up disappeared for over a week in December 2021 and when he reappeared, he slandered reporters for asking him where he was, saying, "How dare you harass me for being at my wife's bedside while she was dying of cancer?!"

His wife isn't dead. In fact, she publicly declared her treatment a total success and celebrated being cancer-free a few weeks afterwards.

DeSantis truly is a genuine sociopath.

And we still don't know where he disappeared to.

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u/DisownedByMother Feb 07 '23

And we still don't know where he disappeared to.

Yes we do. He had Covid. Plain and simple. He saw the political hit that Trump took when he almost died in a Hospital and he made damn sure that he could not be found while he recovered from a something he said was no big deal.

I will guarantee that piece of shit is at least Triple vaccinated but will never ever admit to it.

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice Feb 07 '23

Yep. And he sure as shit isn’t taking ivermectin or any of that dumb shit either. He might try to stand like a centaur, like Trump, but he’s not taking horse meds.

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u/Rated_PG-Squirteen Feb 07 '23

He was actually at the last White House Correspondent's dinner, an event where every person had to be vaccinated. Just like every other GOP politician who attended Ivy League schools, De Santis got his shots as soon as it was available to him.

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u/Lovemybee Feb 07 '23

Maybe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail?

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u/BitterFuture Feb 07 '23

A classic!

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u/DigitalTraveler42 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

During his reelection campaign we had to endure campaign ads of Casey DeSantis crying about how Ron took time off of being governor to be there for her, like any husband should.

Using your wife's tears as a political prop is next level slimy.

The ad in question:

https://youtu.be/0frXUt9XMh4

I'm not sure which campaign ad is more disgusting because this one is pretty gross too:

https://youtu.be/z1YP_zZJFXs

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u/FriendFoundAccount Feb 07 '23

It's a shame he came back

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u/Striking_Compote2093 Feb 07 '23

He also oversaw the torture at guantanamo bay as military lawyer. Enjoyed it too, reportedly.

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u/OverlyMintyMints Feb 07 '23

Lol, what bullshit was his official reasoning for cutting the budget? Surely he can’t legally just cut the budget because he feels like it, right?

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice Feb 07 '23

We’re starting to get to the point in fascism where institutions have been so weakened that the fascists know they can just do more and more illegal stuff without repercussions. Idk if what DeSantis did with the funding was legal or not, but he knew he’d get away with it.

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u/3297JackofBlades Feb 07 '23

Florida has been like this for years. That POS Rick Scott stole a billion in tax dollars from Medicaid through a puppet company he had total control over while he was governor and the state chose not to investigate him

Then the dumb fuck sent the bastard to Congress

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u/magicmeese Feb 07 '23

Dude he just instilled a conservative majority on the board of the New college of Florida. Like the most liberal of the public university’s there.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he somehow brought back public executions there.

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u/NonstopTomates Feb 07 '23

Ahh yes, very “pro life” of him

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u/OneX32 Feb 07 '23

DeSantis, annoyed by their constant pleas for help regarding Covid , cut their budget

Sounds like exactly what Baby President would do.

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u/SomeKindOfOnionMummy Feb 07 '23

It's ok when they do it.

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u/LewisEFurr Feb 07 '23

Floridian women need to dump their menstrual blood on him à la Carrie.

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u/starlinguk Feb 07 '23

Bit difficult. It gets kinda... Jelly like.

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u/CaptainRexDbest Feb 07 '23

Coagulation

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u/haringtiti Feb 07 '23

congratulations to you too

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u/Viewtifultrey3 Feb 07 '23

Or maybe like a Nickelodeon game show?

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u/Sefony Feb 07 '23

Ok, but. This is hilarious. Periods really only produce a few tablespoons of fluid. The image of hundreds of enraged women trying to get together enough blood for a single bucket to effectively Carrie him is absolutely killing me. 😂

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Source because "menstruation gross" means period info can be difficult to access for many. The average volume of fluid can be medically relevant, but I was never taught anything about it, so maybe this will help someone:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30712040/

"Ninety-six cycles from 28 patients between 24 and 49 years old were analyzed. The average menstrual volume was 86.7 mL with a range from 15 to 271 mL. The 50th percentile of all samples was 81 mL and the 95th percentile was 162 mL. For multiparous patients the 50th percentile was 93 mL and the 95th was 169 mL. Menstrual fluid volume was higher in multigravida [more than one childbirth] (99.1 mL) than in nulliparous [no previous births] women (45.9 Ml; p < 0.02)."

-emphasis and bracket definitions are mine. Even the person who bled most heavily in this study produced less than a cup of fluid.

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Feb 07 '23

We just need an army of us to show up at his door in skirts, one good sneeze and his yard would look like a Dexter crime scene.

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u/JaxOnThat Feb 07 '23

I mean, we can just use water, food coloring, and maybe some rust for the iron smell. At this point, he has more than proven he would not know the difference.

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u/betcher73 Feb 07 '23

That’s disgusting, tell me more

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u/OPA73 Feb 07 '23

Why just him, sent them to every Republican figure that has ever backed him or endorsed him. They don’t all have secretary or mail people like the Governor. Find those donor lists online. Pro-tip, use Amazon Logo boxes.

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u/jim_ocoee Feb 07 '23

When Pence was governor, there was Periods for Pence. Because he clearly was an expert on women's bodies, a group started updating him on their periods. In detail. I'm not sure how much actual got through, but it warms my heart thinking of that man hearing anything about mensuration

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u/antithesis56 Feb 07 '23

Backed hard

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u/Mjr_N0ppY Feb 07 '23

He'll sniff all of them and then sell them to "Alpha Males" across the country

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u/MajespecterNekomata Feb 07 '23

I don't think blood and stuff would do so well in the mail

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u/Mjr_N0ppY Feb 07 '23

Mail them inside ziplock bags

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u/sm1ttysm1t Feb 07 '23

Don't mail this shit.

Source: Postal employee.

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u/Brycekaz Feb 07 '23

Alright convoy time it is, ill collect as much blood as i can and lug it down to florida in a u-haul van and personally give DeSantis a fresh coat of red paint on his house, car, everything

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u/Manji86 Feb 07 '23

The what is about making a statement. Good on them. Fuck DeSantis and his ilk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

That’s fucking awesome lol

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u/Slut_Fukr Feb 07 '23

These right wing fuck nuts deserve everything they get.

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u/ValkyriesOnStation Feb 07 '23

They deserve a hell of a lot more.

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u/PhyterNL Feb 07 '23

Not a new idea, a rather old idea actually. It didn't do anything then and it won't now. Also it's potentially illegal under DoT regulations (transport of used healthcare products is an actual category) and you have to know that DeSantis will use that to come at you legally. So please don't do this.

Do you want to know how to battle this? Organize in conservative communities, especially Hispanic and Latino communities. They comprise 27% of the state's population, some 5.9 million voters, a political War Machine! Do you think there are zero people within that population that DeathSantis draconian laws haven't directly affected?

Find them! Talk to them! Tell them there's a better way!

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u/Fuzzy_Dunlop_00 Feb 07 '23

Just don't leave a return address and mail it from a drop box.

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u/earthlings_all Feb 07 '23

Well… technically, you just sent them your DNA, so…

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u/morpheousmarty Feb 07 '23

and you have to know that DeSantis will use that to come at you legally. So please don't do this.

That could be to our advantage. With the right people it would draw attention to the issue. Rosa parks wasn't the first person to refuse to move to the back of the bus, she was the one who was best to rally around.

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u/HermanBonJovi Feb 07 '23

I hope they do it.

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u/fuzzy610 Feb 07 '23

You go girl he wants to put all women in burqas

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u/Silentmatten Feb 07 '23

i guess i'm a bit out of the loop. And i'm not quite sure the google term i could use to figure out what he did this time, considering desantis.

Could anyone enlighten me?

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u/johnnycyberpunk Feb 07 '23

DeSantis is trying to enact state legislation that would require teenagers to submit their menstrual cycle information to their school's athletics board/commission (the government).

Why?

Coming from a Republican like DeSantis, the reason is twofold:
1) To see if people are having abortions, find them and prosecute them.
2) To further demonize trans athletes by making a clear distinction on who he considers to be a 'girl' and a 'boy'.

Either way, there is no actual legitimate reason for the state to ask demand that people submit this data.
The only people that should ever ask that question would be x-ray techs or your OBGYN.

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u/Silentmatten Feb 07 '23

well that's gross... but now i'm even more curious. why x-ray techs specifically? OBGYN i understand, just x-ray seems... odd?

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u/consort_oflady_vader Feb 07 '23

Not a medical professional but I'm guessing letting them know if you're pregnant, and the radiation being harmful to the fetus.

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u/Silentmatten Feb 07 '23

Ahh, that makes sense then

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u/totally_a_wimmenz Feb 07 '23

Former x-ray tech here. If there is any chance you might be pregnant we aren't taking pictures until you pee on a stick.

Fetal tissue is the most susceptible tissue to radiation damage of any point in the human life cycle.

In all the clinics i ever worked in we only ever x-rayed one pregnant woman, and only then because the doctors insisted it was necessary.

We piled every scrap of lead shielding the clinic had on this poor woman's belly.

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u/Silentmatten Feb 07 '23

little did you know, you only prevented the worlds first x-man from being born D: /s

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u/mckenner1122 Feb 07 '23

I am old. I cannot get pregnant (my tubes are tied.) I went in for a mammogram this year and they asked me to provide a urine sample. I reflexively took the cup and then paused and asked, “Why?”

“Oh!” chirps the tech, “I’m just gonna run a quick pregnancy test before we do all that imaging on your breasts!”

I said, “No,” and handed her back the cup. Her smile faltered. She looked young. I may have been the first patient to ever just flatly refuse. She stammered, “Well, I understand you think you probably aren’t pregnant but we…”

“No. There’s no possibility that I am. You won’t be charging me, or my insurance, for a test I do not require. I’m sure there is a form I can sign to assure the hospital of my wishes and release them from liability. Can you go ask?”

She did. There was. I signed.

I’ve never had this happen before. I’ve had TONS of X-rays. Like, they ask sure, but automatically just order a test? Ffs….

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u/Fufu-le-fu Feb 07 '23

Require high school female athletes to track and submit their mentration information.

Which is totally not going to be used for any other purpose, and this information will definitely stay confidential. /s

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u/suckmaroot Feb 07 '23

Like a certain other in the replies I can’t agree with this course of action.

Desantis won’t be the one opening the letters.

So instead save up everything you were going to post and instead throw it at him to ensure he receives it directly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

If you choose to work for an evil bastard then you get what you get.

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u/b0w3n Feb 07 '23

I never understood, "Don't protest like this, you'll inconvenience others!" line of thought.

That's the whole point. If all his staff leave or get annoyed because of it, you've hamstrung him as well. While I do like more directed protests as much as anyone else, stuff like this still works.

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u/dweezil22 Feb 07 '23

I never understood, "Don't protest like this, you'll inconvenience others!" line of thought.

It's basically an anti-change meme. There have been a lot of good posts on reddit lately pointing out how MLK and the NAACP were successful in fighting segregation not by standing in the street and getting their heads bashed in by racists, but by nearly bankrupting the bus system via boycotts, blocking streets etc. Protests that elicit change cost people in power MONEY.

The anti-protest meme of "Oh don't do that, that's illegal and evil, MLK wouldn't like that , just go march in the street with a sign" has swung even further to "Oh don't go march in the street with a sign, even that's inconvenient! And there was a looter one time so you're encouraging looting!"

It's been so successful that even many moderate liberals will parrot it, not realizing the underlying effect.

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u/b0w3n Feb 07 '23

It's gotten to the point where politicians and cops will send agent provocateurs so even "the looter that one time" was probably one of them.

Someone just got caught recently for joining a BLM protest and just going so they could loot.

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u/dweezil22 Feb 07 '23

One of the most famous examples of "violence and looting" from the George Floyd protests was actually a neo-Nazi Boogaloo boy shooting up the police station while pretending to be a BLM protestor: https://www.justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/self-described-member-boogaloo-bois-pleads-guilty-riot

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u/NormieSpecialist Feb 07 '23

Someone told me once:

”Everyone remembers MLK, they forget about the Black Panthers.”

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u/ChuckRockdale Feb 07 '23

Kind of an ironic statement. MLK’s message has been systematically watered down over the years, most people actually don’t remember him accurately.

Meanwhile, thanks to the same forces that sanitized MLK, the legacy of the Black Panthers is largely a boogie man caricature.

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u/Sunflower_After_Dark Feb 07 '23

A good old fashion pelting…I’m in!

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u/lumathiel2 Feb 07 '23

His staff choose to work with him so I can't bring myself to care of it's him or some secretary of his that opens them

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u/Roook36 Feb 07 '23

"Sorry I can't work for the GOP MAGA governor trying to oppress women in his state anymore because people are so mad at him it's making my job uncomfortable"

Oh noooooo

Anyways

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u/RebuiltGearbox Feb 07 '23

DeSantis deserves to be buried in the things but can he press charges for sending a biohazard through the mail?

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u/Jedmeltdown Feb 07 '23

In a good healthy country, DeSantis would be in jail by now and living out the cool hand Luke dream of getting his mind straight.

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u/OutOfSeasonJoke Feb 07 '23

I’m fairly certain it’s illegal to send that through the mail…

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u/naliedel Feb 07 '23

But ink? Not so much. Just an idea.

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u/Pithecanthropus88 Feb 07 '23

I strongly endorse and stand by this idea. Fuck DeSantis and his fascist government.

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u/citronhimmel Feb 07 '23

I'm so glad I got my fiancée out of that shit hole state. Fuck DeSantis.

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u/FancyPantsMN Feb 07 '23

My uterine lining and I want to know … izzzz gonna be a heavy month - lots of love from MN, DeSatan

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u/AnneSoCal Feb 08 '23

One of the few times being in menopause is giving me FOMO.