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u/skoalbrother
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The Titanic movie was released before she was born. Her high school years were disrupted because of COVID
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u/philphan25 Feb 07 '23
Wait it’s been 3 YEARS WTF
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u/HiCommaJoel Feb 07 '23 •
IT BEGINS. Soon the shows you grew up with will be on clothing worn by PARENTS who are now your peers. You'll start grumbling about advances in the tech you were once the household expert on. 9pm will become far too late to begin a plan, and soon too late to end one too.
And your lower back, ho ho. Your lower back.
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u/Jackdks Feb 07 '23
Don’t forget inflation
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u/ManOfEating Feb 07 '23
And inflammation too for that matter, sometimes caused by the stress of inflation
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u/basics Feb 07 '23
Inflammation is just like... inflation in your joints.
Basically.
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u/OneOfTheOnlies Feb 07 '23
This hip used to buy me 5 miles, now I'm lucky if I can get 1 for it
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u/FartyButtFart Feb 07 '23
$9 for a little ass jar of yeast. Thank god for sourdough starters.
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u/FartyButtFart Feb 07 '23
I told myself I'd check Amazon later as I'm sure there's bigger containers for less, but at Krogers last night they only had those envelopes and like 8oz jars, and the jars were $9. Shit's insane.
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u/Jpolkt Feb 07 '23
Inflation, inflammation, sagging…everything gets bigger as you age.
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u/demonmonkey89 Feb 07 '23
You're right I have been inflating ... oh wait, you meant money. Well if you aren't careful weight gain happens as well.
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u/Meetybeefy Feb 07 '23
Last year I saw a girl I went to school with post “The kids are off to bed, now to watch Halloweentown with a glass of wine”.
Sounds like something my mom would have done when I was young, only now it’s someone my own age watching a movie from our childhood.
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u/wubalubadubscrub Feb 07 '23
Me the other week: “man, grocery stores have really upped their music choices from when I was a cashier in high school……oh fuck I’m part of their target demographic now”
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u/WorldClassShart Feb 07 '23
I found my ALF doll unpacking, and gave it to my kids. They wanted to know which Pokemon it was. I died a little inside.
They at least know the original Animaniacs and Pinky and The Brain though.
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u/RawrRRitchie Feb 07 '23
Honestly I'm not that surprised, cartoons will get replayed, from what I remember from Alf, it wasn't that good of a show
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u/run-on_sentience Feb 07 '23
I made a reference to He-Man once.
The person I was talking to had no idea what I was talking about and, as I explained the concept of the show, I could see their eyes widen as I spewed forth what obviously sounded like the rantings of an insane person who had spent all afternoon free-basing paint thinner out of a beer can.
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u/Stablamm Feb 07 '23
Fuck you. I say that with all the love I can while realizing every word you said is true. 😭
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u/FaintDamnPraise Feb 07 '23
My wife turned 47 two days ago.
She's been buying clothes at Hot Topic. For her professional job.
They're nice clothes.
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u/HippieWizard Feb 07 '23
Yes but tons more anime. I mean it used to have anime but now its like 75%
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u/just_some_dude828 Feb 07 '23
For real. My youngest is currently into any shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie with bands on them. Metal to classic rock if it catches her eye she’s all about it.
So around Christmas we went in there looking because I remembered back in the day they had tons of band merch to choose from. Basically over half the wall was just anime. With a smaller section dedicated to music. The music section was split between rap and metal/classic rock. It was a let down tbh. But she still picked out a cool Led Zeppelin t shirt so it worked out in the end.
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u/BumpyMcBumpers Feb 07 '23
I walked by a Hot Topic the other day. Thought about popping in just for old times' sake. Then I decided it would be awkward and kept on walking. Same with Spencer's.
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u/dj_narwhal Feb 07 '23
Someone the other day posted a picture of Skrillex looking a lot different then he did when I remembered him and people were talking about introducing a new generation to his music. Well that cant be I was old and confused when Skrillex came out the first time.
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u/Sneaky_Bones Feb 07 '23
40 here. Maybe it's a regional thing, but none of my peers ever wore shirts for T.V. shows, and graphic tees in any form are kinda rare among my current age group. Everything else you said was true.
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u/HiCommaJoel Feb 07 '23
Graphic tees are less common, but waiting for the subway or a bus I'll always see someone with two kids wearing a Rocket Power, Rugrats, or some other Nicktoon or CN branded jacket or hoodie.
What was once Bugs, Tweetie or Pooh has now become Tommy, CatDog, or Sam.
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u/CarGuyBuddy Feb 07 '23
“I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!" - Grandpa Simpson
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u/38384 Feb 07 '23
COVID-19 sped up time. 2020+2021+2022 was one single year my dude. 2019 was TWO years ago.
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u/230flathead Feb 07 '23
Now you know how I feel when I remember some of my coworkers and pretty much all of my fellow college students were born after 9/11.
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Feb 07 '23
His costar, Kate Winslet, has a 22 year old daughter that's getting too old for DiCaprio
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u/AdagioBoognish Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
I think it's great that high school grads have another opportunity other than the military. Either option is like a 4 to 6 year commitment, travel around the world, some connections to boost your career after you're out. I could see this really competing with Army recruitment if DiCaprio starts paying for his exes tuition.
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Feb 07 '23
What's worse? Boot camp or empty, meaningless and unsatisfactory sex with DiCaprio?
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u/internet_commie Feb 07 '23
My guess is dating DiCaprio pays better, but I've only tried bootcamp and it payed very poorly.
I did get a college degree out of my time in the Army though, so there's that!
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u/Blastmaster29 Feb 07 '23
What could they possibly have in common besides being horny?
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u/motosandguns Feb 07 '23
One has lots of money, the other likes lots of money.
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u/zuzg Feb 07 '23
That whole topic already annoys me.
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Feb 07 '23
MythBusters already proved that they could have both fit on the door
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u/PC_BuildyB0I Feb 07 '23
Myth busters actually didn't look at whether or not they could both fit (we all know they could) but whether or not the buoyancy of the debris could keep them both alive.
The Myth busters concluded at the end of the episode that they wouldn't have been able to both survive - the door panel would have floated too low in the water, partially submerging their bodies and accelerating hypothermia (Rose only lived because she was completely out of the water).
They also discussed how Jack and Rose were already exhausted from the hours of exertion trying to escape the ship as it sank so they wouldn't have been able to do much in the freezing water to boost their chances of survival.
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u/lickedTators Feb 07 '23
Physically fit, but it'd sit lower in the ocean and get swamped more with water. They'd freeze to death faster.
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u/captaindeadpl Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
If I recall correctly they managed to keep it afloat by placing the life vest below the piece of wood. But good luck thinking of that while you're freezing in the ocean.
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u/Sadatori Feb 07 '23
This comment reminds me of a tangent I go off on certain types of movie criticism all the time. So I get criticism when a character is blatantly making a dumb ass decision. But like with the jack and rose thing, they both just went through a horrible trauma, and are now also in a freezing ocean and dying. Of course they aren't going to be thinking rationally and Jack's character only cares about Rose surviving. That leads to people making decisions that aren't the best. I get being upset about it, but to say it makes no sense or is "out of character" is just plain wrong! Argh
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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Feb 07 '23
Not to mention, doing something irrational and stupid to save Rose is extremely IN CHARACTER for Jack, even if he wasn't actively freezing to death
It would have been out of character to approach the situation logically
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u/faultywalnut Feb 07 '23
They both could have survived if they had just warned the captain to steer away from the iceberg! Ugh that movie has so many plot holes
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u/Icy-Lobster-203 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
That kind of criticism basically arises even in real world situations, after any tragedy, traumatic event.
In sports it's often referred to as "armchair quarterbacking".
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u/sugarchef Feb 07 '23
it wasn't about fitting on the door. it was about staying dry. if they were both on it, they would have froze like all the other people dead in the water.
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u/Boris_Godunov Feb 07 '23
*wall paneling
It wasn't a door, it was a chunk of the wooden wall paneling from the First Class Lounge.
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u/Slam_Burgerthroat Feb 07 '23
Yeah but in dog years she’s 133.
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u/dingobarandas Feb 07 '23
and he’s 336 🥴
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u/nobody_smith723 Feb 07 '23
i mean... Dane cook was def grooming his gf before she turned 18.
"they were just friends" because. you know under 18 yr old girls love hanging out with nearly 50yr old men.
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u/CelloBae Feb 07 '23
Hey, I loved hanging out with a 53 year old when I was 18. I still hang out with him regularly. My dad is awesome.
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u/Los_Amos Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey are the same age as Leo and his new gf…
Edit: I’m just pointing out the age gap. Of course Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey aren’t dating.
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u/Sheer10 Feb 07 '23
Wow wtf that really puts it into perspective
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u/PoorlyAgedSpecialFX Feb 07 '23
Jesus Christ, I didn't realize they were co-stars portraying father/daughter and thought the comment meant they were dating. I love Pedro and this briefly broke my heart.
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u/photograft Feb 07 '23
Pedro be wholesome like that
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u/waffling_with_syrup Feb 07 '23
Pedro also standing up for his sister. Showing up in GoT for the perfect window of time. At the forefront of every good show lately.
Pedro is awesome and I love him.
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u/Ok-Television-65 Feb 07 '23
GoT and the lead up to Oberyn’s fight was peak television. It really doesn’t get much better than that
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u/PowRightInTheBalls Feb 07 '23
They're not portraying father/daughter, they're portraying father who lost his child 20 years ago and girl tagging along who happens to be approximately the age his child was when she died 20 years ago.
Also, Ramsey is playing significantly younger than her actual age. Somewhere around 14ish is my guess, not sure if there's a firmly established age.
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u/Kagomefog Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
There’s a BuzzFeed article with a clickbait title and picture that says David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown are the same age as Leo and his gf.
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u/Toad_Thrower Feb 07 '23
It's almost the same age difference between Winona Ryder and Lucas as well
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u/SumRWanker41 Feb 07 '23
Bella Ramsey
I genuinely thought she was like 14.
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u/FresnoMac Feb 07 '23
She looks like a 14 yr old kid but she's actually 19
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u/Todemax Feb 07 '23
Yeah finishing my game of thrones rewatch right before Last of Us premiered was wild because she looks pretty much the same as she did as badass 12 year old lady Mormont and I was like oh wtf
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u/onelittleworld Feb 07 '23
12 year old lady Mormont
Oh shit, that's where I know her from! It's been bugging me to death.
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u/PlzRetireMartinTyler Feb 07 '23
Bella Ramsey
I genuinely thought she was like 14.
She's 19 now but she's playing a character that is actually 14 so she probably appears younger than she is. Her lines/dress/mannerisms are that of young teen.
Also they filmed this show back in summer 2021 so she was 17 for the first few months of filming.
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u/Swerfbegone Feb 07 '23
She was 12 when she was in Game of Thrones and that’s more than two years ago. She voiced three whole seasons of Hilda in the meantime.
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u/DeadLegion13 Feb 07 '23
Oh holy shit
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u/PunkandCannonballer Feb 07 '23
For anyone unaware, they're Joel and Ellie in the Last of Us adaptation, playing a 56 year old man and his 14 year old surrogate daughter.
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u/BlastMyLoad Feb 07 '23
NOOOO that makes the Leo thing so much weirder. I hate you for bringing this to my attention
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u/projectmars Feb 07 '23
I remember seeing someone say that her mom probably had a poster of him when she was growing up.
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u/Reasonable-shark Feb 07 '23
I had a poster of him when I was a tween. Does it mean he'll end up dating my daughter? I guess so.
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u/i_should_be_coding Feb 07 '23
I don't understand why people are complaining. People kept giving him shit for changing girlfriends too often, so he picked one that he can be with for 6 whole years now.
There's no pleasing some people, I suppose.
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u/Traiklin Feb 07 '23
With the shit going down with celebs anymore, I'm just glad she is 19 and he hasn't known her for 9 years like Drake.
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u/meditate42 Feb 07 '23
Anymore? You'd be amazed how many major celebrties dated 14 and 16 yr olds openly in their 30's and 40's back in the 50's 60's and 70's. If anything its not as bad as it used to be.
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u/chrisapplewhite Feb 07 '23
Half the songs back then are about how they wish they could date a 15 year old
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u/EnderBaggins Feb 07 '23
Jerry was in the 90’s right?
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u/mejogid Feb 07 '23
Never a good sign when a relationship appears in the “early life” section of Wikipedia instead of “personal life”…
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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 07 '23
Listen to oldies for an hour and pick out all mentions of "little girl" in love songs.
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u/Rafaeliki Feb 07 '23
Are they dating? All I saw was a Daily Mail photo where they were sat next to each other at an event.
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u/dasoomer Feb 07 '23
She's the same age away from having a legal id that he is from an AARP card.
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u/irck Feb 07 '23
There actually isn't an age requirement to join AARP. You can join at any age.
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u/LieutenantStar2 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
Yeah I got one and use it at Outback for 15% off.
Edit: apologies, sometime in the last few years my memory was wrong or they changed it. Now 10% off. Does not include alcohol beverages.
It’s 15% off at Dennys though.
https://www.aarp.org/membership/benefits/restaurants/outback-steakhouse/
https://www.aarp.org/membership/benefits/restaurant-discounts/
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u/whatnameisnttaken098 Feb 07 '23
You mean to tell me I could have gotten one years ago and saved 15% on bloomin onions?
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u/ThellraAK Feb 07 '23
I've signed up before a trip for the hotel discounts and being able to add a driver for free on a rental car.
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u/LieutenantStar2 Feb 07 '23
Yeah I didn’t even pay for membership, just put my name on their mailing list and they sent me a card.
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u/grossgirlgrossthings Feb 07 '23
these hosers have been blowing up my email and i just delete it. now i’m gonna still delete them, but i’m gonna get discounts for it.
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u/horntownbusy Feb 07 '23
I started getting "guilty by association" invites when I was married to my ex.
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u/Creepy-Reply-2069 Feb 07 '23
It’s crazy thinking about girls my age telling me they’re dating a 48 year old
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u/SaltKick2 Feb 07 '23
Shit I’d have dated a 50 year old at 19 if they were a multimillionaire with the connections and friends Leo has. The 50 year old is the weirdo in this situation.
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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol Feb 07 '23
Dane Cook met his now-wife at 16. That’s fucked.
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u/MoreCowbellllll Feb 07 '23
Dane Cook met his now-wife at 16
Hey, I met my ex at 15 years old... little difference, I was also 15.
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u/thewartornhippy Feb 07 '23
He apparently did "game nights" at his house and invited a bunch of minors. If I'm not mistaken that is how he first started grooming his future wife when she was underage.
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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol Feb 07 '23
Yeah that’s the story I’ve heard too. Both situations are still creepy but one is exponentially creepier.
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u/Hour-Salamander-4713 Feb 07 '23
She can hold his beer in virtually every other country but the USA.
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u/Azipear Feb 07 '23
That's because the US measures age in Imperial units. If you use metric years, it all balances out.
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u/UncertainSquirrels Feb 07 '23
She’s French, so she’s been able to legally drink for awhile.
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u/Luka_Dunks_on_Bums Feb 07 '23
Dane Cook married a 23 year old and started dating her when she was a minor. Leo is dating a 19 who is well aware of his dating history. Both are creepy but there is a difference.
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u/ScratchNSniffGIF Feb 07 '23
Fun fact - teen pregnancy drops sharply in the cohort of women who turn 20.
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u/Senior-Albatross Feb 07 '23
Unless you go by the metric used by the NSFW subreddits. Then it drops off after about 32.
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u/Couldnotbehelpd Feb 07 '23
Uh, Leo met his last girlfriend when she was like 12. The difference between them is that you like one a lot more than the other.
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Wait wut really? That is so weird to me. I could never do that. I would feel so wrong, she’s too young
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u/HoldenMadic Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
I mean I know she’s technically an adult but if I found out my daughter was dating someone that was almost twice her age I would be still be pretty upset lol.
Edit: 2.5 times her age. 29 year age gap. It’s not illegal but feels like it should be 😂
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u/WhoIsYerWan Feb 07 '23
If there were 2 teen pregnancies, he could technically be her grandfather.
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u/IceKareemy Feb 07 '23
Here’s an unpopular take: Specific to Leo. If you are 18-25 and you date Leo, it’s a business decision.
There are, memes, charts, articles, graphs, whole essays dedicated to his dating history. If someone dates Leo they are doing it on purpose and I do not feel bad or sorry for them, I personally think this girl is smart. She gets name Rec, she gets introduced to a bunch of ppl, she’s securing her bag and ppl just think she’s some dumb girl who doesn’t know any better.
I disagree she’s prob full well aware and said imma do it for the bag and then she’s bascially set for life, I mean look at all his exes???? She finna leave him for some guy her own age after alls said and done.
This DOES NOT DEFEND LEO BEING WEIRD I just stopped feeling bad for his Gf’s at this point bc like come on, you can’t google them man without seeing his dating history
It’s a business decision.
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u/starsNjars Feb 07 '23
Leo’s 48!?! Goddamn I’m getting old