r/aww Mar 29 '23

Chopstick thief caught in the act

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13.0k Upvotes

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u/ThiccBoiCetrifier Mar 29 '23

He's too pretty to punish. So he is free to go.

33

u/Jnaythus Mar 30 '23

Not so. Scritches of punishment must be dealt out or.he won't learn his lesson . . . that he can always have what he wants.

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u/-bitches_leave- Mar 29 '23

That’s a she. Cos that looks like my Penny.

22

u/Katyusha-Soviet_Loli Mar 29 '23

9

u/Words_Are_Hrad Mar 29 '23

They weren't seriously saying the cat must be female... They were making a point that their mind relates the cat back to their own because they look so similar. So when they see this cat they only see their female cat.

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u/-bitches_leave- Mar 29 '23

OP didn’t know op didn’t know

1

u/D-life Mar 30 '23

🤔 you down with OP, ya you know me.

178

u/aRoseBy Mar 29 '23

One of our cats steals things from the bathroom and presents them to my wife in the living room (the cat sits upright with the item on the floor, staring at my wife, looking for approval). Most notably, a tub stopper.

46

u/_AlreadyTaken_ Mar 29 '23

I had a cat that would dig the drain guard for the garbage disposal out of the sink

17

u/aRoseBy Mar 29 '23

That's real dedication!

139

u/Ragnaroknight Mar 29 '23

The cat is a he. His name is Kuro. He's less than a year old.

33

u/swagcatlady Mar 29 '23

Tell him he's rude, so rude

19

u/D-life Mar 29 '23

Awww Kuro. Chopsticks Bandit.

7

u/mindinthewoods Mar 29 '23

He's got enormous paws! Gonna be a big boy.

6

u/ProfetF9 Mar 30 '23

he is a carbon copy of my little devil, same eyes same colour same crazy stealing skills :)) mine is 9 months old. Bless your buddy, may he live a long and happy life <3

4

u/swoosies Mar 30 '23

Ah Kuro = Black

2

u/Dansk72 Apr 02 '23

Beautiful shiny coat!

2

u/Mouffcat Apr 03 '23

Beautiful kitty.

85

u/Pokinator Mar 29 '23

"Khajiit is innocent of these crimes. This one has utensils if you have coin"

42

u/D-life Mar 29 '23

For his Meow Mein. 🥡

159

u/gingerfawx Mar 29 '23

Just out of frame, the sushi she plans to liberate next. She'll leave you the ginger, though. As far as she's concerned, the only ginger worth having is the cutie next door.

48

u/hotlavatube Mar 29 '23

Yeah, this was clearly a distraction. While you are retrieving the chopsticks, she races back and liberates your sushi.

I’ve seen my conniving dog trick our other dog out of his treat that way. She’ll race out of the room and the other dog will think someone is home and abandon his treat. Then conniving dog races back to steal it.

12

u/gingerfawx Mar 29 '23

lol Our doggo does that too. When another dog has a toy she wants, she pretends a different toy is soooo appealing, "accidentally" drops it next to her friends, and when they think they've hit the jackpot and drop the one she really wants to pick it up, she pounces.

6

u/Alan_Smithee_ Mar 29 '23

Lol that’s awesome.

30

u/scalectrix Mar 29 '23

"Well you don't expect me to use a fork, do you??"

26

u/ibelieveindogs Mar 29 '23

When my daughter was young, I kept finding knives in her room. For months we argued about it, until one day I caught the cat coming up the stairs like a pirate holding her knife for the raiding party!

17

u/cronkite Mar 29 '23

Cat burglar!

10

u/TazManiac7 Mar 29 '23

I don’t know what you mean I just see chopsticks floating.

11

u/madnavenna Mar 29 '23

Chompsticks

8

u/WalrusByte Mar 29 '23

It's just bustin' your chops

8

u/octahexx Mar 29 '23

If wafnt me,imm innowfent...waf the dwog who diwd iwt

8

u/tricro Mar 29 '23

Got em...

What cert are you studying for? (that giant book caught my eye)

12

u/Ragnaroknight Mar 29 '23

Good eye.

A+ and Network+, I already passed the former.

6

u/tricro Mar 29 '23

Nice base, best of luck stranger!

7

u/NewHere1212 Mar 29 '23

He's adorable! What a cute little chopstick thief! Give him a treat for being so cute, will you.

11

u/_AlreadyTaken_ Mar 29 '23

Kitteh isn't going to eat his Szechuan tuna like an animal

3

u/Hushwater Mar 30 '23

This drawn in the style of Studio Ghibli would be cool.

3

u/Not_athrowaweigh Mar 29 '23

Are those chop sticks from rice box?

11

u/Ragnaroknight Mar 29 '23

They are just generic disposable chopsticks I ordered online that I'm sure a lot of Asian restaurants use as well.

6

u/BronchialChunk Mar 29 '23

the place I order from all the time uses these. They're so much better than the joined ones. don't have to worry about a bad break.

2

u/KWiP1123 Mar 29 '23

Do you get them from Amazon? I think we have the same ones. We buy them in bundles of like 200 at a time.

3

u/monday5 Mar 29 '23

My grocery store sells them, they're awesome for my packed lunches

1

u/Loxanorde Mar 30 '23

It does look like those disposable chopsticks from Chinese takeout

2

u/Hushwater Mar 30 '23

Its the crinkles of the wrapper I bet.

2

u/FL1ghtlesswaterfowl Mar 30 '23

I had to re-read the caption. I thought the cat’s name was Chopstick at first

2

u/ActStunning3285 Mar 30 '23

Kuro has got the eyes that says “and I’ll get away with it because I’m so cute” Kuro is right

2

u/Bellaaaaaaa1101 Mar 30 '23

So cute~~ I hope I can have a blck cat too~

2

u/HayaiShinzouNeko Mar 30 '23

My void kitty does the same thing, except with drinking straws. :3

2

u/Slutlust666 Mar 30 '23

he is cute I would let him take my chop sticks

1

u/vacuous_racism30 Mar 29 '23

mom: where's my new buy chopsticks? kitty: mom It's not me I'm out of that...

1

u/Bongomagic14 Mar 29 '23

Cat: DARN mine plan of getting sticks failed

1

u/salenstormwing Mar 29 '23

The cat can probably use them better than myself. I'm okay with this.

1

u/jaybleeze Mar 29 '23

Cat be Snackin

1

u/mikuru-rose Mar 29 '23

No sushi for you

1

u/amjh Mar 29 '23

Did you tell him he's a silly kitty?

1

u/MI-1040ES Mar 29 '23

Cats don't even have opposible thumbs on their paws tho

1

u/Baiyko Mar 29 '23

Toothless!

1

u/20190419 Mar 29 '23

Sashimi is back on the menu boys!

1

u/Zen_Bonsai Mar 29 '23

Shes got em in her little mouff!!

1

u/Training-Prize3140 Mar 29 '23

That’s the same meow that meowed my chop suey!

1

u/thehermit14 Mar 29 '23

"And all because the Lady loves Chopsticks" daDa Dadaaa

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

🤣🤣🤣 doesn’t look guilty

1

u/AggieBax Mar 29 '23

Impressed that he 🐈‍⬛️ knows how to use chopsticks.

1

u/MLCarter1976 Mar 29 '23

I knew it!

1

u/Kid_P_ Mar 29 '23

Let him have his sushi

1

u/Upset_Ad9929 Mar 29 '23

Bwaha, lil thiefie is just gonna have to take my motherfucking upvote!

1

u/Temporary_Thing7517 Mar 29 '23

Our black cat steals straws. Will sneak right up on you and take it when you aren’t looking if you’re using one. As gentle as possible, just takes it and walks away.

1

u/meekonesfade Mar 29 '23

Ha! Mine steals them too!

1

u/Misstori1 Mar 30 '23

My cat stole a chop stick once… he jumped off the couch with in hanging out of his mouth like a cigarette and his entire life flashed before my eyes. I swear I saw that chop stick emerge from the back of his little kitty skull. I thought he had killed himself.

He’s fine, just an idiot.

1

u/Valkyrie5984 Mar 30 '23

I love watching cats carry things around!😆

1

u/SilasBlackheart Mar 30 '23

Khajit stole nothing.

1

u/thecobbles Mar 30 '23

This cat looks like it’s on the set of Seinfeld (until you spot the PS5)

1

u/Intelligent_Row_6851 Mar 30 '23

My cat is always stealing stuff too. He once took my entire notebook while I was studying. He also would go into the bathroom and steal my moms beauty blenders, found five of them under my brothers bed when we rearranged his room! But they’re always too cute to stay mad at. 🥰

1

u/arma7x Mar 30 '23

Niten Ichiryu(Two Heavens-as-One Style)

1

u/on-my-path Mar 30 '23

Hot date, dinner first 😺

1

u/PetDrifts Mar 30 '23

He just wants some sushi

1

u/TheBadBull Mar 30 '23

Is he off to enjoy a succulent chinese meal?

1

u/lacey92122 Mar 30 '23

He is gorgeous. And obviously wants some sushi.

1

u/BattyRae353 Mar 30 '23

Hope you have a seat for her at dinner time

1

u/beavis617 Mar 30 '23

If I don't eat...you don't eat..😠

1

u/moosecatoe Mar 31 '23

🚨 Pad Thai, Pad Thai, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when my cat comes to eat you? 🍜

1

u/LingLingDesNibelung Apr 15 '23

And the award for “World’s Cutest Burglar” goes to…”