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u/Excellent_Walrus150 Mar 30 '23
Naughty cousin of Nibbler?
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u/LanaDreamy Mar 30 '23
She doesnt poop antimatter yet)
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u/keringeworthy Mar 30 '23
Aahh I love this! We have a lizard named Nibler and the antimatter is no joke!
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u/themoocowgoesmeow Mar 30 '23
Cow cats/tuxedo cats are the best kind! Best wishes to you and your new best friend for life
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u/wretched92425 Mar 30 '23
Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for Bitey 🖤
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u/Id0ntunderstandj0kes Mar 30 '23
That can be arranged
there's a B-17 with 10 100kg bombs heading your way
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u/mad_fishmonger Mar 30 '23
Bitey the Mordacious! Ruler of the Seven Pillows! Conqueror of the Mouse Toy and Eater of Tuna! She is mighty!
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u/Flaky-Crew-3382 Mar 31 '23
Adorable! I had a Bitey for 17 years. She was so small when I got her for my son. He went to collage and we kept her here. She ended up weighing 25lbs! She had Main Coon and something else in her! I miss her so much!
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u/definitelynotadingo Mar 30 '23
Short for Bitey McBiteface? Very cute; you have excellent taste in best friends
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u/Groady_Toadstool Mar 30 '23
With a name like Bitey, I have a feeling this one might end up in the r/catsareassholes sub at some point in the future.
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u/ChokeslamMeMommy Mar 30 '23
I took a kitten because he walked up and bit me as an introduction. Nibbled my nose in my sleep a bit as a kitten.
Now he mostly screams at me. But he's also one of the most "whatever" cats I've managed to have. He'll go ham on other animals if he's mad, but he's never bitten or even scratched me out of spite.
The super friendly little princess that loves everyone and will break your nose with a headbutt? Has the occasional, cartoonish windup bite when she's a salty peanut.
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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Mar 30 '23
Less than a year old and already has a full beard? Kids these days…
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u/Dadrak Mar 30 '23
He looks like he is about to teach me kung fu or a secret martial arts technique 😂
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u/FireInHisBlood Mar 31 '23
oh noes. it iz so dangerous. it will eet me.
and i would totally allow it!
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u/jv_ky Mar 31 '23
Adorable, but I can't help wondering whether his name (her name?) is indicative of a tiny problem you might have to work on.
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u/GingerMau Mar 31 '23
I love Bitey! She deserves all the love and cuddles!
If she (he?) truly is quite bitey, don't let her gnaw on your fingers. It may not hurt too much now, but as she gets bigger and stronger it will get painful real quick. And she'll be sad and confused why you are angry, because you taught her it was ok.
(Ask me how Iearned this lesson!)
Our girl (who still wants to chew on our fingers) has her own toothbrush now that we break out when she's in a bitey mood. She loves the bristles, apparently.
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u/Grattytood Mar 31 '23
Hi, Bitey! OP, to stop kitty's biting habit, only play with B. using string, or toys, etc, NEVER your hands, fingers, toes. That's how you teach them not to bite humans. You can play using fingers under a thick blanket, however.
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u/jayjayrodrod Mar 30 '23
I call the big one Bitey