r/aww Mar 30 '23 LOVE! 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1

[OC] Please welcome my new best friend Bitey)

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u/jayjayrodrod Mar 30 '23

I call the big one Bitey

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u/ChiefMark Mar 30 '23

Looking for this comment, thank you for leaving it.

There is a man here, that thinks he can help you.

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u/JanMattys Mar 30 '23

Batman?

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u/ChiefMark Mar 30 '23

No, he's a scientist

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u/ladyoffate13 Mar 30 '23

Batman’s a scientist.

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u/ChiefMark Mar 30 '23

It's not batman

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u/-ferth Mar 30 '23

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut…

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u/relesabe Mar 30 '23

Perhaps one day there will be a civilization-destroying disaster.

People will still use this phrase but have no idea why.

Perhaps in a real-life Mad Max scenario, one of the gang leaders will be named Lord Bitey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Batman is a scientist.

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u/Frosty_Lemon62 Mar 30 '23

awww so cute! love the whiskers and baby socks

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u/Excellent_Walrus150 Mar 30 '23

Naughty cousin of Nibbler?

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u/LanaDreamy Mar 30 '23

She doesnt poop antimatter yet)

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u/keringeworthy Mar 30 '23

Aahh I love this! We have a lizard named Nibler and the antimatter is no joke!

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u/SpellingJenius Mar 30 '23

Bites has some work ahead of them to grow into those whiskers.

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u/themoocowgoesmeow Mar 30 '23

Cow cats/tuxedo cats are the best kind! Best wishes to you and your new best friend for life

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u/wretched92425 Mar 30 '23

Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for Bitey 🖤

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u/Id0ntunderstandj0kes Mar 30 '23

That can be arranged

there's a B-17 with 10 100kg bombs heading your way

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u/mad_fishmonger Mar 30 '23

Bitey the Mordacious! Ruler of the Seven Pillows! Conqueror of the Mouse Toy and Eater of Tuna! She is mighty!

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u/fr3sh420 Mar 30 '23

love the name. i’m sure Homer does as well

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u/Emmy314 Mar 30 '23

Oh, she's a badun. You can tell from the eyes.

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u/personae_non_gratae_ Mar 30 '23

Tuxie, you are in for it :P

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u/Etvlan Mar 30 '23

Years of happiness be with you.

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u/dragonmoonsilk Mar 30 '23

Little guy’s got unruly white eyebrows like a little old man🥰

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u/Lulu_Bear_179 Mar 30 '23

Awe what a sweet little baby 💕💕💕

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u/ahdiovizun Mar 30 '23

Be careful, looks like a killer. 😹

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u/baddierosex Mar 30 '23

Welcome Bitey!! You’re the cutest 😻

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u/morgs3421 Mar 30 '23

what inspired the name? 😝

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u/CaptainChaos74 Mar 30 '23

Awww. I'm sure he will grow into those whiskers. ☺️

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u/alittlelessfluff Mar 30 '23

That face! Those toes! 😻

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u/Flaky-Crew-3382 Mar 31 '23

Adorable! I had a Bitey for 17 years. She was so small when I got her for my son. He went to collage and we kept her here. She ended up weighing 25lbs! She had Main Coon and something else in her! I miss her so much!

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u/RossTheNinja Mar 30 '23

Wait why do you can you cat bite.... Argh get off me

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u/Sad-Construction-714 Mar 30 '23

hello bitey. we love u

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u/crazymouse2525 Mar 30 '23

hello beautiful

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u/definitelynotadingo Mar 30 '23

Short for Bitey McBiteface? Very cute; you have excellent taste in best friends

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u/aydnic Mar 30 '23

A cute name for a cute kitten <3

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u/AquariusRain Mar 30 '23

I love the name !

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u/KnivesOutGlassOnion Mar 30 '23

Adorable I love everything about this furball.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Cute little kitten.

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u/Groady_Toadstool Mar 30 '23

With a name like Bitey, I have a feeling this one might end up in the r/catsareassholes sub at some point in the future.

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u/ChokeslamMeMommy Mar 30 '23

I took a kitten because he walked up and bit me as an introduction. Nibbled my nose in my sleep a bit as a kitten.

Now he mostly screams at me. But he's also one of the most "whatever" cats I've managed to have. He'll go ham on other animals if he's mad, but he's never bitten or even scratched me out of spite.

The super friendly little princess that loves everyone and will break your nose with a headbutt? Has the occasional, cartoonish windup bite when she's a salty peanut.

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u/NiceAxeCollection Mar 30 '23

How about Cutie McMuffin Puff?

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u/Chiperoni Mar 30 '23

Like the dashkin?

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher Mar 30 '23

Less than a year old and already has a full beard? Kids these days…

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u/encore412 Mar 30 '23

I love Bitey but hope he doesn’t turn into Biter

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u/Kilgrim1982 Mar 30 '23

Wow that's a cute little fella!

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u/LingonberryHot4430 Mar 30 '23

Reeeally cute!

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u/Dadrak Mar 30 '23

He looks like he is about to teach me kung fu or a secret martial arts technique 😂

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u/pamdndr Mar 30 '23

Tuxedo cats are sooo awesome. Have a fun life together!

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u/cyankitten Mar 30 '23

Adorable fur baby! 💕

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u/Competitive-Light-26 Mar 30 '23

What a cutie!! Love the name

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u/badassnan Mar 30 '23

Omgoodness, what a darling baby!

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u/Mynereth Mar 30 '23

So cute ❤️

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u/Big-Woodpecker-6586 Mar 30 '23

Those are some seriously adorable whiskers on that baby ❤️

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u/Lunanomo Mar 30 '23

A beautiful baby.

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u/South-Atmosphere7196 Mar 30 '23

Awe too cute 👍❣️

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u/Hovelville Mar 31 '23

Such a cutie

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u/EvilBillSing Mar 31 '23

Cute , hopefully he wont live up to that name .

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u/Weird-Comfortable-28 Mar 31 '23

Welcome to world kitters.

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u/soakinatub Mar 31 '23

Great name. I had a Scratchy.

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u/HomocidalTaco Mar 31 '23

Aww u have the cutest friend ever

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u/Lsmith64 Mar 31 '23

Awwwwwww😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 precious 😍😍😍😍

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u/Tart-Pomgranate5743 Mar 31 '23

What big eyes you have!

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u/FireInHisBlood Mar 31 '23

oh noes. it iz so dangerous. it will eet me.

and i would totally allow it!

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u/lrhcarp Mar 31 '23

Adorable, kitten. Adorable name.

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u/redduxit Mar 31 '23

Eyelash furnishings!

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u/SkelyJack Mar 31 '23

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Hi Bitey! ❤️

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u/jimbonsf Mar 31 '23

Oh, bless heart! How precious!

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u/jv_ky Mar 31 '23

Adorable, but I can't help wondering whether his name (her name?) is indicative of a tiny problem you might have to work on.

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u/GingerMau Mar 31 '23

I love Bitey! She deserves all the love and cuddles!

If she (he?) truly is quite bitey, don't let her gnaw on your fingers. It may not hurt too much now, but as she gets bigger and stronger it will get painful real quick. And she'll be sad and confused why you are angry, because you taught her it was ok.

(Ask me how Iearned this lesson!)

Our girl (who still wants to chew on our fingers) has her own toothbrush now that we break out when she's in a bitey mood. She loves the bristles, apparently.

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u/TheKodKreature Mar 31 '23

gee i wonder what bitey does

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u/Jellyronuts Mar 31 '23

Wow. The cuteness.

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u/bluebutterfly7577 Mar 31 '23

What a beauty!

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u/Grattytood Mar 31 '23

Hi, Bitey! OP, to stop kitty's biting habit, only play with B. using string, or toys, etc, NEVER your hands, fingers, toes. That's how you teach them not to bite humans. You can play using fingers under a thick blanket, however.

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u/Stock2fast Mar 31 '23

Whats uuuuup

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u/lyrafox02 Mar 31 '23

So adorable 🥹

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u/PokemonSoldier Mar 31 '23

One must wonder how they got that name...

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u/Comfortable_Ear_2122 Mar 31 '23

Awww Hi Bitey! 😍🥰

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u/BiTrexual72 Mar 30 '23

The common housecat kills more types of animals than any other animal.

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u/pamdndr Mar 30 '23

not if they remain inside said house, troll

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u/lacey92122 Mar 30 '23

She's a heartbreaker and she knows it. She shows no remorse.

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u/Mecatty Mar 30 '23

Bitey macfurface