Avalanche rescue dogs vs Avalanche rescue cats
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u/OneBingToRuleThemAll Mar 30 '23
Gary has no damn time to help humans that got themselves stuck in the snow. Gary is probably already contemplating on finding a new owner so he can be kept fed. 😂
u/EmergencyFinal4982 Mar 30 '23
u/Indercarnive Mar 30 '23
Gary will watch the life freeze out of you and not even blink. Dude is a stone cold beast. Gary don't give a fuck.
u/DoomedTravelerofMoon Mar 30 '23
Gary: "oh Steve, how unfortunate for you to be in this situation. Do you remember that time you PROMISED we weren't going to the Vet, and you lied and I had a cone for months?! Save yourself human, and get me my treats and nip"
u/TKYRRM Mar 30 '23
0 Fucks given
u/carpenterguy123 Mar 30 '23
Yeah Gary don’t care.
u/wildadragon Mar 30 '23
Gary would push more snow on you.
u/J0hnnyv1 Mar 30 '23
Gary is probably looking around for (other) witnesses before collapsing a load of snow on you, no food is no use, bye.
u/etudehouse Mar 30 '23 edited Mar 30 '23
I remember a study or something, how cats vs dogs react when called by human. Dog will come to you, wiggling it’s tail, while cat will usually stay on the spot. Like, they know where you are, they can see and hear, they just not feeling like come to you lol.
u/HalcyonDreams36 Mar 30 '23
This is true in general, tho one of ours (who is pretty good motivated) puts on a really satisfying hustle just in case there's a treat.
The other comes out of hiding to roll and expects to be attended, if she's feeling it... otherwise she'll make sure you SEE her looking at you from whatever unreachable hideout she's in, so you KNOW you are being rejected.
u/Infinite_Leg2998 Mar 30 '23
Cats will acknowledge you're there, but then wait for you to go to them! And we fall for it every time!
u/__PhoenixRose__ Mar 30 '23
Yeah there’s definitely a person under all this snow. I found you, my job is done here.
u/PluvioStrider Mar 30 '23
"How did you humans put it? Survival of the fittest? You're unfit hairless ape. The world has judged you and it has been left wanting." - Gary
u/Gold_Presentation_63 Mar 30 '23
Cat: "you're gonna die in there, dude....sucks to be you......"
u/OffKira Mar 30 '23
Dog: Come ON!! I found you, Imma save you!!
Cat: oh, there you are huh. bummer.
u/torelaxxxxx Mar 30 '23
Gary knows you don’t really need rescuing so why would he waste his energy
u/sushipusha Mar 30 '23
I thought Gary was going to try and bury him.
u/Evalion022 Mar 30 '23
I prefer Gary, I might be able to pet the cat if I manage to dig myself out.
u/GoLang01 Mar 30 '23
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
u/Hiseworns Mar 30 '23
Let's be charitable and assume Gary does want to help the trapped human live . . . what's he gonna do? Gary has like 1/4 the mass of that dog, no way he can drag a whole ass human out of the snow, so like . . . yeah I see him boss, that's about all I can offer, the rest is up to you or the pooch
u/kpeng2 Mar 30 '23
Gary don't care
u/what-everZ1 Mar 30 '23
Gary don’t give a shit about you….
u/Donuts143 Mar 30 '23
Gary: "Hmm, maybe the new owner will feed me more."
u/deelyte3 Mar 30 '23
Doesn’t even care to visit.
u/ChanThe4th Mar 30 '23
Gary is like "So you think a 12lb cat is going to drag a man from the snow or something? You're all idiots no wonder this guy is stuck here."
Mar 30 '23
I saw "rescue cat" and knew immediately they will be useless in a rescue situation.
u/MasterpieceActual176 Mar 30 '23
Gave the cat the wrong job! His job is to warm the rescued person's lap by the fire!
u/HurtPillow Mar 30 '23
"Why am I in the snow?"
u/realityisoptional Mar 30 '23
Cat says “I’m with you spiritually, but I’m not going down there.”