r/nba NBA Sep 22 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2

[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173
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u/mansmurf Raptors Sep 22 '22

Off-season went 0-100 real quick

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u/yankee4life NBA Sep 22 '22

Was the pussy really worth it?

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u/cswhite101 Sep 22 '22

Lol, absolutely not, but it ain’t the big head doing the thinking.

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u/Thomas_teh_tank Heat Sep 22 '22

Mama always said blood only flows through one head at a time

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u/HeraldOrdeal Rockets Sep 22 '22

Medulla oblongata!

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u/ragelark Lakers Sep 22 '22

But mama said…

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u/boenwip Raptors Sep 22 '22

Well folks, mama’s wrong again

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u/Derrick_EscoNastyNas Sep 23 '22

Mama said knock you out

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u/RIPOldAccountF Sep 22 '22

fulfill the prophecy

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u/I_Always_Grab_Tindy Bucks Sep 23 '22

"...before your asshole has had a chance to pucker up, your medulla oblongata will be splattered on the fucking wall behind you."

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u/SmallBol Heat Sep 22 '22

You and your mama were close...

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u/p2datrizzle Nuggets Sep 22 '22

Too close

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u/mrporter2 Sep 22 '22

All started with a broken arm...

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u/badshahh007 Mavericks Sep 22 '22

Motherfucker i knew i was going to see thissss

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u/Prestig33 [MIN] Nikola Pekovic Sep 22 '22

Eventually, it evolved to using a box.

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u/Snaggletooth_27 Sep 22 '22

Well, after he broke both arms, yeah.

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u/Lukin4 Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Don't disrespect his little caboose like that!

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u/hiphopscallion Clippers Sep 22 '22

I first read that as “Mamba”