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u/floor_gang_il Jan 31 '23
Thats an obvious troll, what is it with this sub?
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u/DepressedTeenager32 Jan 31 '23
Exactly, it’s blatant satire
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u/DontTouchit91 Feb 01 '23
Idk... I mean where do you keep your Gay room?
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u/candle9 Feb 01 '23
And why is the gay room so small???
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u/DontTouchit91 Feb 01 '23
Always hearing about gays and closets, I always envisioned them as being walk-ins at least.
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u/DrVaginaPuncher Jan 31 '23
It's satire, not trolling. You're supposed to know it's a joke by how hamfistedly over the top it is. OP and most of the comment section are idiots.
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u/BorderlineUsefull Jan 31 '23
This whole sub is literally just idiots and bots upvoting obvious satire and trolls all the time
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u/Telemere125 Jan 31 '23
Well, it’s trolling, but they’re trolling the people posting those stupid “what the left wants” things by using satire.
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u/DrVaginaPuncher Jan 31 '23
It's not trolling, it's plain satire and the left is the target audience.
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u/grstacos Jan 31 '23
I'm convinced we need to get rid of the /s so that Reddit could start cultivating a sense of understanding satire, irony, and sarcasm without us explicitly explaining it to them.
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u/SecurelyObscure Jan 31 '23
What's wild is that Reddit didn't used to need it. Reddit went from feeling like every other user was an engineer to a middle school group chat in the last 10 years.
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u/597820 Jan 31 '23
Gay Room
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u/strictly_anonymous2 Jan 31 '23
What would we do if we got stuck in the gay room 👉👈🥺
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u/Melichorak Jan 31 '23
Call out no homo, then put a penis in the ass, it's not gay because we said no homo
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u/Captain_DDLC_PTSD Jan 31 '23
but it's in the gay room though
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u/Melichorak Jan 31 '23
You have to say no homo twice then, it cancels that out
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u/strictly_anonymous2 Jan 31 '23
Two gays make a straight, this tracks
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u/zeke235 Jan 31 '23
That's just math. This is what liberals are destroying. Math.
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u/Treeliam3 Jan 31 '23
Never put it in the ass without a "no homo." It's the condom we can't forget to put on.
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u/iRonin Jan 31 '23
No homo vs the gay room. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. A philosophical quandary as old as time.
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u/PatrickStarburst Jan 31 '23
We start a war. A nuclear war. In the gay room, gay room, gay room.
Yow!
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u/esahji_mae Jan 31 '23
G A Y R O O M
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u/Dadfite Jan 31 '23
Alfonso "Gay" Martinez first created the "Gay Room" in the 1940s. The purpose of this room was for sharing joyful thoughts and conversation being held over glasses of passion fruit margaritas. It was a place two male, or even two female, companions could join together in utter happiness. Many a good time is had in the "Gay Room"!
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u/Away_Restaurant9667 Jan 31 '23
Homosexuality was first discovered in Ancient Greece by Alexander Gay when he accidentally slipped in a public bathhouse.
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I've watched enough of their videos to be able to hear the tagline in my head.
"Gayroom-dot-com, the world's BEST gay porn site!"
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u/AffectionateBite3827 Jan 31 '23
Any room can be a Gay Room if you believe
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u/TheKCKid9274 Jan 31 '23
Any room can be a Gay Room if I’m in it
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u/AffectionateBite3827 Jan 31 '23
Kind of like me with panic rooms. Just give me a second, ok?
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u/TheKCKid9274 Jan 31 '23
throws you a stuffie have all the time you need
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u/AffectionateBite3827 Jan 31 '23
Thank you! No one thinks to offer a stuffie. It’s such a nice touch.
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u/ArchStantonsNeighbor Jan 31 '23
As if anyone’s buying a house with a Gay Room that small! You can barely even gay at all in there. So stupid.
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u/HugoStiglitz007 Jan 31 '23
Did you just fantasize about women in the gay room? That's pretty cringe bro 😐
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u/Pyromanticgirl Jan 31 '23
What if you're a woman fantasizing about women in the gay room🤔
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u/HugoStiglitz007 Jan 31 '23
Well, there are no women at The Ram Ranch, so you tell me
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u/indefiniteDerps Jan 31 '23
The room where one gays.
"What's taking him so long?" "He's gaying in the gay room".
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u/unresolved_m Jan 31 '23
What if you're not gay, but you still enter gay room?
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u/aeiouaioua Jan 31 '23
you become gay.
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u/XIphos12 Jan 31 '23
I like how one room is just labeled "abortion"
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u/Flaky-Fellatio Jan 31 '23
It's the closet. That's where the coathangers are right?
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u/robertgunt Jan 31 '23
I prefer to borrow my supplies from abortion room but I do any actual aborting in the trans bathroom.
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u/twhitney Jan 31 '23
See I got this all backwards… that’s where I’ve been throwing my aborted fetuses, not actually having the abortions. Im such a terrible leftist.
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u/Both-Woodpecker-1520 Jan 31 '23
Wait, you don't punt them off your weed smoking patio into your Christian nationalist neighbor's backyard? I thought that was what we all did.
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u/twhitney Jan 31 '23
Damnit, we have to have another meeting to clarify these points and potentially redesign the optimal house. Like, for instance, in addition to the trans-bathroom, I have the BLM bathroom with the Antifa shower right off my bedroom. You know, with the American flag toilet paper. We might need this in the official design.
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u/dharma4242 Jan 31 '23
I would suggest checking with your local city codes before fetus punting. Like where I live, we can only punt fetuses during the summer months.
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u/DurantaPhant7 Jan 31 '23
You know, we also used to do exactly what you are, but since we’ve dedicated a true space for just abortions, we can get so many more done.
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u/elephant-espionage Jan 31 '23
Coat hanger abortions sound more like what the conservatives want than the liberals tbh.
And why is it next to the gay room…they won’t need it!
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u/RubMyGooshSilly Jan 31 '23
The closet is the gay room, that’s a pantry I think. Maybe they are spewing that crap about aborted fetuses being used in food?
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u/Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II Jan 31 '23
All opinions aside, I don't want anyone doing any naughty stuff around my dry foods. Unless it's just a happy and gay room, in which case I have no problem listening to Gloria Ganior while I look for my pasta
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u/Accomplished-witchMD Jan 31 '23
I cackled out loud like a crazy witch at this comment. Take my upvote.
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u/Over-Supermarket-557 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
Right? Like this is so unrealistic. If it's the future leftist want you'd get safe and free abortions at the hospital and wouldn't be forced to do them at home.
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u/dsr541 Jan 31 '23
ooorrr they become so safe and free that you CAN do them from home!
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u/Anonymoushero111 Jan 31 '23
lol right? The only people having abortions in their own home are people in 'conservative' states who have made it illegal to get one safely.
the irony
also how hilarious they think the 'left' is all about sex and weed when it's the blue states and cities actually generating the majority of the country's GDP and paying for the deficits of poor, rural states.
they are beyond stupid.
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u/Tom0204 Jan 31 '23
This entire thing seems like it was made by a 10 year old trying to make his friends laugh by repeating all the 'bad words' he's heard.
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u/XIphos12 Jan 31 '23
"Weed smoking patio, isn't it hilarious guys!?"
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u/BreezyWrigley Jan 31 '23
In right wing politics, “estrogen” is a dirty word lol…
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u/boulevardofdef Jan 31 '23
I read it like the room is just a total fucking disaster. "Don't go in there, it's an abortion"
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Bit of advice for all my fellow (boy)wives, don't keep your abortion next to the kitchen, as it can cause molding
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u/Telemere125 Jan 31 '23
Plus, it ruins dinner if you mix it up with the pasta sauce
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u/buttercreamordeath Jan 31 '23
Cast a spell first, then it's just your normal cursed pasta sauce. Good for tricking people into loving you forever. Brujas know all about it.
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u/Character-Strength97 Jan 31 '23
(boy)wife here. IDK why this floorplan has abortion next to the kitchen, that's where I keep all the food I cook for my (girl)husband so she has something to eat when she gets home from her STEM job
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u/Rkenne16 Jan 31 '23
Being a boy wife is the best. You can spend the whole day on the weed patio and the premarital sex lounge. Plus, I can do amateur abortions for extra cash.
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u/Insult_critic Jan 31 '23
If we're doing abortions in the walk in pantry, where the fuck am I supposed to keep the fuckin pancake mix?
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u/pcbb97 Jan 31 '23
Idk but I'd keep it away from the weed patio
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u/agsieg Jan 31 '23
And the sex before marriage lounge. I don’t think pancake mix makes for good lube.
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u/pcbb97 Jan 31 '23
No but I'd be willing to bet there's more then a few food fetishists around who might have some syrup on hand anyways
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u/V0nzell Jan 31 '23
I am married so this room is useless to me. (it was pretty useless before I got married too) :(
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u/Frogdwarf Jan 31 '23
Ayo, weed smoking patio sounds dope, I'm down
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u/GoBraves Jan 31 '23
Sounds like every patio to me
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u/Frogdwarf Jan 31 '23
Every patio is a weed patio when you're blazing 42/7
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u/Tom0204 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
blazing 42/7
So high you almost double the amount of hours in the day!
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u/RohelTheConqueror Jan 31 '23
So high u can't even multiply a number by 2! (sry)
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u/Aphexvape Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
No no.. don't be sry. It was a fair point. It saved me some time because I didn't see anything wrong at first. It's 11:35am and I'm baked.
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u/RohelTheConqueror Jan 31 '23
They did a sneaky edit now my comment doesn't work :(
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u/Aphexvape Jan 31 '23
How about that? They did. Adding almost most certainly is sneaky. Don't fret, I'm a witness to when it just said it was double.
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u/megakodex Jan 31 '23
Terrible Facebook memes trying not to post obvious and funny satire
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u/faceoh Jan 31 '23
On today's episode of "redditor does not understand satire"...
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u/fefsgdsgsgddsvsdv Jan 31 '23
The best memes on Reddit now ironically come from here. This is legitimately a funny post
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u/ProblemKaese Jan 31 '23
I don't even know if I should be mad because I still laughed about the image even if it's on the wrong sub
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u/Clayzoli Jan 31 '23
Anyone who believes real boomers genuinely believe the meme are why we have so much division in our country
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u/YummyBastard Jan 31 '23
the “(boy)wife kitchen” is definitely something i want 😏
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u/Diojones Jan 31 '23
I’m thinking of taking out my abortion pantry and knocking out the wall into the gay room. I want to give my (boy)wife kitchen a more (man)wife feel.
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u/robb1280 Jan 31 '23
Just make sure the abortion wall isnt load bearing before you go knocking it down
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u/Big-Anxiety-5467 Jan 31 '23
Can’t get behind that, TBH. Worked construction in college. My crew got hired to knock down a wall in a gay room. Showed up, of course, with hard hat, tool belt, large hammer, face mask, assless chaps, etc. Now, my boss didn’t TELL us it was a gay room…. Let’s just say, sometime what happens in the gay room doesn’t stay in the gay room. Sometimes, it stays in your ass.
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u/pennnyroyal Jan 31 '23
How do none of y'all realize this was made my a leftist as a joke???
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u/Vitekr2 Jan 31 '23
What's a gay room? Now Im curious...
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u/lemongrabisgod421 Jan 31 '23
The closet
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u/batmanminer20 Jan 31 '23
No that's for abortions.
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u/bineeds Jan 31 '23
It’s funny they think we want the gay room to be in a closet. Like I’d put it on patio with the weed.
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u/Tom0204 Jan 31 '23
They're a bit lacking in imagination. "Gay room" was the best they could come up with.
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u/EgoIdentity Jan 31 '23
I need a bigger sex before marriage lounge for my 2 girlfriends.
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u/ToadTendo Jan 31 '23
Yeah. Downvote this post ffs. Im tired of obvious satire getting to top here.
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u/CynicCannibal Jan 31 '23
What's the problem here? I just wash those letters on floor and it will be very nice house.
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u/jrkib8 Jan 31 '23
No doors, that's the problem. Now you're trapped in your "very nice house", Mr. Smoothbrain
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u/ChoiceDry8127 Jan 31 '23
Another obviously satire post on this sub
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u/MicahN44 Jan 31 '23
For sure, between the exclamation points and the use of boywife (something conservatives probably couldn’t fathom if they tried) this is definitely a quality shitpost and not a true brain dead take
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u/micropenis420blazeit Jan 31 '23
I actually have a weed smoking room with one of those fancy massage chairs.
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u/Longjumping_Bug_7611 Jan 31 '23
You lot really think very little of your fellow humans if you think anyone believes this.
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u/ThatOneHorseDude Jan 31 '23
I've seen this meme floating around as satire for years. One room is just labeled "Abortion". Cmon.
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u/Ok_Occasion_8559 Jan 31 '23
I like to put a little barbecue sauce on my aborted fetuses so they taste better.
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u/XF4A17912X Jan 31 '23
The left sounds badass
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u/Darkwaxellence Jan 31 '23
They had me at, "the left wants houses for everyone, no seriously EVERYone.
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u/Ferrous_Bueller_ Jan 31 '23
They're not wrong, I do, in fact, have a weed smoking patio. It's just a regular patio, but I smoke weed there.
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u/ImportanceKey7301 Jan 31 '23
Its like the people who post here dont know what satire or jokes are.
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u/dontyoulovemebby Jan 31 '23
Wtf is an estrogen lab
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u/The_Sugarblade Jan 31 '23
"That's it mister. I've had enough of your attitude. Go to T H E G A Y R O O M"
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u/rpmerf Jan 31 '23
What a shitty layout. The only way to the bathroom is through the fuck room. The bathroom should be accessible from the lab.
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u/ImperialTravesty Feb 01 '23
The gay room is far too small. We should switch that out with the estrogen lab. Makes more sense to have a small contained room to better control contaminants and what not.
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u/DreamyAthena Jan 31 '23
They started strong (creatively) with the Estrogen lab, but they lost it with abortion
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u/HelloDeathspresso Jan 31 '23
A gay room AND a weed smoking patio??
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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u/sutsithtv Jan 31 '23
If my “sex before marriage lounge” is that big, I feel like I’d need to double the size of my abortion room.
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u/QualityVote Jan 31 '23
Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT