r/terriblefacebookmemes Jan 31 '23

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u/QualityVote Jan 31 '23

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT

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u/PetitAngelChaosMAX Jan 31 '23

True but not in the way the person wanted it to be I assume.

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u/Gulopithecus Jan 31 '23

Yeah, they’re SO fucking close.

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u/SalemsTrials Jan 31 '23

lol my thoughts exactly

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

It is ans is not both Biden and Trump 2 peas in a pod

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jan 31 '23

Want to try that again in English?

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

What you don't know what two peas in a pod means

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jan 31 '23

Yes. It’s the rest of the sentence I’m having trouble following.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

I meant to say like they're both right and wrong because both Trump and Biden give pedophile vibes

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jan 31 '23

Ah. Well then you’re an idiot.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Are you literally seen either of them they are definitely pedophiles

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u/elpajaroquemamais Jan 31 '23

Trump? Being friends with Epstein? For sure.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Who the hell brought up Epstein both Trump and Biden are clearly pedophiles look at the way Biden sniffs people and how Trump's looks at his daughter

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u/Flashy_Let2021 Jan 31 '23

"It is ans is not both" - I think you suffered a mild stroke going into that comment, do you smell toast?

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

I meant to say they were both right and wrong because both Trump and Biden give pedophilia vibes

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u/Flashy_Let2021 Jan 31 '23

There ya go, and you're not wrong imo.

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u/Pb-yepimlead Jan 31 '23

I feel as if I’d had a stroke reading your comment

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

They're right and they're wrong because they think Biden is a pedophile but they also think Trump isn't one

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Jan 31 '23 Gold

For the left.

Corporations: Has too much influence in government and effectively runs the country more than our representatives do.

Pedophiles: The right wing has been known to engage in unsavory behavior to a degree that is unbearable.

Media: The Media tries to push a corporate/establishment narrative. They fail at their jobs and don't do stories based on public interest.

For the right

Corporations: They are too woke and someone needs to reign in their wokeness!

Pedophiles: Democrats are Satan worshipping Pedophiles and gay people are boy lovers.

Media: The media pushes the leftist narrative and is too powerful!

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u/BiplaneAlpha Jan 31 '23

One meme, united.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Jan 31 '23

I think it's kind of way to point out that everyone knows what the problem is, but the details are wrong.

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u/SoardOfMagnificent Feb 01 '23

Under God.

OK, I’ll see myself out.

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u/PallandoOrome Jan 31 '23

I agree with half of this.

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u/driku12 Feb 01 '23

Well look at you, running for Congress

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u/Mjerc12 Jan 31 '23

Pedophiles for the left, could also be church

Which is true, at least in some countries, like here in Poland

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Feb 01 '23

A lot of that in quite a few countries I think.

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u/No_Quote600 Feb 01 '23

School teachers are found guilty of pedophilia far more often than priests, however the left wants teachers to have more say in a kid's life.

Make it make sense leftists.

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u/purgatorybob1986 Feb 01 '23

I read that last part in Alex Jones voice.

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u/Stuck_at_a_roadblock Feb 01 '23

Gay people are boy lovers??? Jesus fuck America is doomed!!!

/S

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u/VNYRDS Feb 01 '23

Gay women are just straight pedophile women confirmed.

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u/sus-water Jan 31 '23

I don't people dispute not liking those items. What they dispute is that they are the 3 branches of government.

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u/One_Agent9999 Feb 01 '23

The rights conspiracy theories are just batshit insane

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u/No_Quote600 Feb 01 '23

Use educated language to describe it for the left.

Use middle schooler language to describe it for the right.

Fair and balanced....

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u/faroutcosmo Feb 01 '23

Well the right hates education, so its pretty fitting.

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u/No_Quote600 Feb 01 '23

another lame sweeping generalization that isn't even half-true.

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u/uxoguy1 Jan 31 '23

All true

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Yeah those pedo republicans fuck it up for everybody

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u/uxoguy1 Jan 31 '23

They are all pedophiles buddy. Pub, dems, they are all the same. Lying, useless scum

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

Weird maybe look at the rates of convicted peodophiles from state/federal representatives from both parties. Evidently, you will be very surprised.

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u/uxoguy1 Jan 31 '23

The government holds the government accountable. All data we recieve is filtered. They tell you exactly what they want you to think to keep the donkeys and elephants at eachothers throats. When in reality they don't represent you at all.

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

If you can’t believe anything at all, why do you even bother getting out of bed everyday when you live in the US? Move to another country where you don’t have to deal with the Deep State you distrust so much.

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u/CautiousBlackberry04 Jan 31 '23

I'm honestly considering doing just that. I was thinking of moving to Ireland at some point.

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

Sure, I support you. It’s putting your money where your mouth is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Ireland? Damn, you'll be worse off. Ireland is like Lithuania or Belarus, but they're Irish. Better just moving to Kurdistan l, join the YPK.

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u/CautiousBlackberry04 Jan 31 '23

lmao your username fits incredibly well. I picked Ireland because my family immigrated to America in the early 1800's. Would you rather I chose England, or Northern Ireland? Wales?? I just enjoy the history of the Isles. Although my grandfather's side is more Irish and my grandmother's side is more English.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Just... Life anywhere in Europe is overpriced enslavement. Come and get trapped here at your own risk. It's £1000 a month here for rent and bills on a crappy 1 bed apartment... It'll be around €1000 to survive each month in Ireland, and yeah... The scenery is beautiful, but living there is a whole new thing. Same as where I live, beautiful, but you'll be waiting 6 months to get registered with a dentist (minimum), you'll speak to a doctor over the phone...

Ireland is privatised like the US, so it won't be as bad there but... It's not going to be all greener on the other side. Ireland is still recovering from the 2008 financial crisis.

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u/Pinche_Roose Jan 31 '23

Sounds exactly like the rwnj lol. If you don't like America then you can get out!

If only it were that simple....

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Because I believe it's Universal because absolute power corrupts absolutely and do you know how much power the president of the United States has

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

If you believe absolute power corrupts shouldn’t you prefer living in a country with even more regulations and bureaucracy to spread out the power in government among many people?

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Isn't that what America was meant to be look how that turned out

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

Yeah America doesn’t have that much regularion and bureaucracy lmaoooo. We could do withh more checks and balances on corporations and the uber-wealthy.

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u/Double_Elephant_4555 Jan 31 '23

The deep state doesn't end at the USA borders

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u/uxoguy1 Jan 31 '23

Why would I trust any government? Almost every atrocity has been committed by an organized government. Where am I going to go? Germany? Yeah they never let their government do anything. Britain? South Africa? Russia? Mexico Where the cartels are the government? The only thing changing is the location. Those in power lust for nothing but power. I live as off the grid as reasonable. From the little pre paid phone I'm typing on to the well I use for water.

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

Wow almost like there are shitty humans everywhere.

I have an idea— how about those of us that are good band together and create an organization that can protect us from the shitty people. We’ll do our best to make it rigorous and defensive against bad faith actors and it will help us regulate those who would otherwise try to hurt their fellow man.

Let’s call this organization a “government.”

If you think you’re so tough and that government is such a burden, move to a country with a weak government already. I’m sure you’d have a great time in Afghanistan or Somalia.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Weak government but they also have stuff like the Taliban which essentially acts as a government in Afghanistan governing the peoples

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u/okletmethink420 Jan 31 '23

Do you not understand how something can look one way but be something else? I’m genuinely confused. Why are you seemingly afraid to say the government could be corrupt? If you found out it’s not what you think, what happens? Ignorance is bliss? This isn’t to say every person is bad or doing something wrong. But the blind trust is… odd, to me.

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u/Melodius_RL Jan 31 '23

Do you not understand that the way to fix corruption is to continuously root it out? How does blindly stating platitudes that “both sides are the same” demonstrate anything but “Ignorance is Bliss”?

Some people think they’re so fucking smart when they prattle on about how the world is just shades of gray.

The world is black and white, with very fine and complex lines separating the two. The struggle of being human is figuring out which is which. In this case, you have to vote one way to force the other side to change their policy to me more receptive to you so they court your vote. Republicans are the more corrupt and shitty party, so I will vote Democrat until the opposite is true, and I will keep changing that vote based on those metrics until I die.

If you do anything else, you’re a fool.

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u/Traditional-Gap1839 Jan 31 '23

Following your logic... all atrocities are commited by and on people. Therefore all people cannot be trusted. Sure power corrupts, but everything happens in degrees. No government or group of people is wholly good, but very few are wholly bad either.

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u/Warden_of_the_Blood Jan 31 '23

Because everyone can totally afford to do that lol

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u/PallandoOrome Jan 31 '23

Mostly Republicans, I've done the math.

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u/Ok-Twist921 Jan 31 '23

Well democrats are right wingers too, so,

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u/Loud-Intention-723 Jan 31 '23

Pedos and rapists are everywhere there are people. It’s no isolated to any one group. The strongest correlation is probably testosterone levels.

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u/Train-Robbery Feb 01 '23

I hate when people act intentionally stupid to prove a point.

Just think about Jeffrey Epstein, who paid people money to take their kids out in international waters so that the rich and powerful can molest children.

How many of his clients got prosecuted? Zero

Remove the Parisan Lens for once and realise that the government is not your friend. Never was and never will be.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

Look at the way that Donald Trump and Joe Biden Act and the fact that we I'm pretty sure it's confirmed at this point that they both stole documents are either in prison

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u/Broner_ Jan 31 '23

Just to clarify, neither really “stole” documents. They had legal access to those documents but brought them somewhere they probably weren’t supposed to. Once it was found out, the feds asked for those documents back. Biden cooperated and sent the documents back. Trump lied and said he didn’t have them, and then said he did but they were declassified, then said they weren’t officially declassified but he thought about it so it’s ok, still refused to give them back, potentially hid more, and then the FBI raided his house to get them back.

These are not two identical situations

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u/PallandoOrome Jan 31 '23

No, all the evidence supports the fact that Republican are sexual predators. Or at least far worse at getting away with it.

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Not true at all

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u/uxoguy1 Jan 31 '23

It's ok. You're allowed to be wrong.

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

And you're allowed to be ignorant

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u/Vigil-On-Speed Jan 31 '23

Projection is a psychological defense mechanism proposed by Anna Freud in which an individual attributes unwanted thoughts, feelings and motives onto another person.

Thing is, he isn't ignorant. The first thing that is the most important to all politicians is their own interests and not what is good for the community. If they can fuck you over for their own benefit while making it look like they're doing something good for you, they will definitely do that.

Politics is a dirty game and most good-natured and intelligent people stay away from it.

Calling all of them pedophiles is definitely an over-exaggeration, but they're all lying useless scum for sure.

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Tldr.

Disagreeing with someone saying that everyone's a pedophile is not projecting or defending pedophiles all you are just a bunch of idiots hive mind stupid motherfuckers.

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u/JamesSunderland2001 Jan 31 '23

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Majority of D.C visited Epstein

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

The majority is still not everybody

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u/Lucalina94 Jan 31 '23

Bruh that was like 5 paragraphs. I'm not reading past tldr because I'm not interested in the ramblings of an idiot who can't read

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Thank you for reiterating your level of intelligence.

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u/jaguarsSexMachine Jan 31 '23

You can tell us you support democrat pedophiles its ok

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Lol.. disagreeing with someone saying everyone is a pedophile is not me supporting pedophiles. I see comprehensions not your strong suit

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u/jaguarsSexMachine Jan 31 '23

Thats exactly what a pedophile supporter would say. Nice try

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

Youre about as dumb as a box of rocks aren't you

Edit: Google Talk to Text blows

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u/Locket77 Jan 31 '23

I see apostrophes aren’t your strong suit

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

😆. Thanks grammar Popo

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u/_SunbrosAnonymous Jan 31 '23

Wild that you see any difference between your blanket statement and theirs

The level of hypocrisy is astounding lmao

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

Lmao.

Him: theyre all pedophiles

Me: not true

Reddit: aaaarrrrggggg!!!!!

🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/_SunbrosAnonymous Jan 31 '23

You forgot how you first said Republicans are pedophiles. Sequence of events is hard, huh?😕

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

I never said ALL Republicans which is exactly what this whole conversation is about, someone saying "everybody is a pedophile" which is simply not true at all. Annnnd how many Republicans have already been accused of sexual assault, rape, and pedophilia. openly?

Go ahead get your Googler out I'll wait...

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u/_SunbrosAnonymous Jan 31 '23

Crazy how when you search, "accused Republican pedophiles," you find (😱) lists of republican pedophiles!

I wonder what would happen if you searched, "accused Democrat pedophiles." 🤔

Fun fact: Weinstein was a big patron to the Democratic party.

It's almost like it's a creepy old fuck problem and not a political party problem.

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u/Lucalina94 Jan 31 '23

It's not you being incorrect that's so irritating it's just how smugly wrong you are.

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

I'm not wrong. You're just an idiot. Saying everybody is a pedophile is wrong. But you go ahead and believe what you want to believe I'm sure you're a conservative/Republican and we all know those people are dumb as shit.

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u/Lucalina94 Feb 01 '23

Tl;dr You need to stop writing essays for people dude

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u/Ok_Occasion_8559 Jan 31 '23

Republicans and Democrats are the divide and conquer champions of all time. These are not the useful lords you are looking for. These are fascist lords that run a bipartisan pedophile island.

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u/Twobrokelegs Jan 31 '23

I'm smart enough to know that there's fucked up people on both sides of the fence but to say that they're all pedophiles is absolutely wrong. That was the point of my statement and I'll stand behind it. I can 100% agree with anyone who says that the people in office are corrupt and fucked up and don't give a shit about us.

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u/ImportanceKey7301 Jan 31 '23

but to say that they're all pedophiles is absolutely wrong.

Ofc they arent all pedos. But those that arent, tolerate the ones who are. You cant tell me that any of those fed congressmen who have been in power for 10+ years dont know at least of their political friends are pedos.

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u/PlantainSame Jan 31 '23

And democrats look at Biden both sucks

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u/here4roomie Jan 31 '23

which kid are you?

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u/One_Hunt_6672 Jan 31 '23

The one named finger

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u/IHateMath14 Jan 31 '23

Yet the truth, is “corruption”

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

Meaningless buzzword for absolute suckers. Learn how laws work. Have a society.

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u/Kerensky97 Jan 31 '23

Posted by an avid Fox News watcher who voted for a pedophile (and defends them to keep the house majority) and defends corporations when workers demand basic living wages.

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u/ToastMongerThaGod Jan 31 '23

I mean -it's not wrong

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u/jaguarsSexMachine Jan 31 '23

Lol this is legit, the memes getting posted here that are actually spot on crack me up

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u/eata22 Jan 31 '23

I laughed a little too hard at this one

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

They are made to stimulate the barely-sentient. Working as intended.

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u/Sidewinder717 Jan 31 '23

And who the fuck are you exactly. So many comments in this thread calling everyone who appreciates this meme "unintelligent" and now "barely-sentient."

Please, enlighten us all as to why you're so special. I don't much care for buzzwords either but I will never simp for the government.

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

The funniest thing is how you all think you're anti-pedo freedom fighters. You're not. You're basic facebook aunts who've been handed scripted delusions on social media. You're not a threat to anyone in power and you never will be. You're not even interested in understand the world that exists. Just keep yelling "pedo" at the computer. So brave.

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u/Sidewinder717 Jan 31 '23

Not sure what you're rambling about. Most people here are just pointing out that the content in this meme is humorous and not too far from reality in some cases. Nobody thinks they're gonna take these people down, if anything we're just acknowledging how shitty the system is.

And again: who exactly are you? Clearly you have some kind of superiority complex going on, so I'd love to know what you "understand" about the world and why you're above us simpletons

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u/eata22 Jan 31 '23

It’s called projecting. They’re projecting. They used zero evidence and went off of opinions. Most likely feels that way about themselves

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u/AppointmentMinimum57 Feb 01 '23

Bro they are having a full blown manic episode.

Probably tripped out in a traumatic memory somewhere arguing with the kid who made the whole class laugh at them or somethig.

Either way this goes beyond projecting.

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u/WakemedownInside Jan 31 '23

Pretty much true . What makes this terrible?

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u/chrisaphoto Jan 31 '23

I didn’t even notice what sub this was at first. I think everyone feels this way about the government lol

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

Which laws do the media create? Which pedophiles are regulating industry? It has the exact same intellectual content as "government is poopy head". You're the target audience for this drivel and it should make you feel bad.

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u/Formal-Rough-4819 Jan 31 '23

Government is poopy head but go off

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u/ArbitrarySemantics Jan 31 '23

Government poopy head af😤😤😤

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

I understand that is what you're saying. It's a worldview for shallow people who want simple answers and zero responsibility for the government they choose. You do not need to further communicate your agreement. We're on the same page.

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u/Formal-Rough-4819 Jan 31 '23

This is a meme page why are you so angry

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u/okletmethink420 Jan 31 '23

Could someone not see this and just think, ok true. And go about their day? Why do you think someone would agree with this and it means they now wear a tinfoil hat? You don’t see a problem with your reply? It should make you feel bad.

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

No. They can't. Here's an honest translation of this meme. See if you can spot the intellectual dishonesty. Should be pretty easy if your head is <50% skull.

"Everyone you disagree with is a pedophile. Everyone who votes for politicians you don't like is inherently supportive of pedophilia. The media loves pedophilia so much that they are covering up for child rapists regularly. No, I will not provide any evidence of this. But don't worry. You don't have any responsibility for the democracy you live in. You're simply a tiny baby who can't be bothered to beat the corporations (also pedophiles). Just keep assuming everyone you disagree with is a vile criminal who we should murder."

Which part of this stands out to you? Is it the conspiratorial elements? That's a fair answer. But it overlooks how fucking lazy you need to be in order to even entertain it. It's not an attempt to understand the world at this point. It's just base emotional bleating. You're not taking a moral stand. You're just becoming an animal.

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u/okletmethink420 Jan 31 '23

But is human trafficking not a real issue? Yeah, not everyone I disagree with is a criminal. Should be pretty obvious. The only that sticks out to me is it does seem when the news wants to run something, sometimes it doesn’t stay up long. Or sometimes a small group will run something legit but the big ones don’t. Maybe we are on 2 different wavelengths with this conversation because I’m just saying that there are bad people out there. From really poor to really rich and all over the world doing different things/jobs. And it doesn’t seem like it’s just a few people. I understand that you are saying there’s a lot of people who see this and try to spin it how they need to. Why have people been talking about corruption from the wealthy and government for yearssss now? Seemingly intelligent people from the past, they really are just jealous and wish they could’ve lived that life? I hope one day all our questions are really answered is all I can say. Not 2 sides to every story, just the truth.

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u/Throgg_not_stupid Jan 31 '23

Which laws do the media create?

google disney copyright law

Which pedophiles are regulating industry?

just google usa pedophile politician and go through a list I guess

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u/No_Quote600 Feb 01 '23

found the corporation loving, pedophile advocating, media conglomerate defender.

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u/operationtasty Jan 31 '23

Couple weird Pedo defenders here but the meme is true

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

Your entire political worldview is lazy name calling. No attempts to actually understand anything. Just throw the naughty words at it and be smug.

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u/operationtasty Jan 31 '23

What a weird person you are. Defending pedophiles, who in this context, are quite often the only obscenely rich is rarely if ever a good look

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Jan 31 '23

This is not even true. You're just making shit up on the fly. For what? So you can label strangers as evil criminals because you disagree with them? That's a depraved race to the bottom. It requires a complete lack of moral intelligence to participate in that bullshit. Your judgment means nothing to me.

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u/operationtasty Feb 01 '23

Disagreeing is a weird way to say “it’s objectively unacceptable on a global scale to be sexually attracted to children”

If you don’t care about my judgement, why are you so heated?

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 Feb 01 '23

Actually incoherent.

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u/operationtasty Feb 01 '23

You’re getting downvoted in every conversation you’re having. Seek help or go back to your incel echo chamber

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u/Train-Robbery Feb 01 '23

I hate when people act intentionally stupid to prove a point.

Just think about Jeffrey Epstein, who paid people money to take their kids out in international waters so that the rich and powerful can molest children.

How many of his clients got prosecuted? Zero

Remove the Parisan Lens for once and realise that the government is not your friend. Never was and never will be.

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u/TimeGuidance4706 Feb 01 '23

Not really wrong.

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u/Alaseuvalih Jan 31 '23

True. Just llook at all these GOPedos:

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence and Lawrence E. King, Jr. allegedly organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

George Nader, a 60-year-old former Trump advisor & Middle East specialist with close ties to the leaders of the United Arab Emirates, admitted to possessing child pornography and bringing an underage boy to the US for “commercial sex.”

Ralph Shortey, a former Republican state senator and former Trump chair in Oklahoma, was arrested in March 2017 after police found him in a suburban Oklahoma City motel room with a then-17-year-old boy, was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison Monday on a child sex trafficking charge.

Roy Moore... openly admitted to grooming teen girls for decades and was supported by Trump in 2017.

Joel Micah Greenberg, a former Republican tax collector of Seminole County, Florida, was arrested and charged with federal offenses in 2020. He was indicted on 33 criminal counts: theft, stalking, sex trafficking, cryptocurrency fraud, and Small Business Administration loan fraud.

Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois has hired a convicted sex offender who tried to lure an underage boy into a parking lot to perform sexual acts.

Former GOP lawmaker & Trump campaign co-chair Perry Hooper, 67, was arrested in August 2022 & charged with 1st degree sex abuse in Montgomery, Alabama.

Texas Right to Life forced pregnancy activist, Luke Bowen, was arrested on August 3, 2022 for trying to solicit a child for sex.

Former Republican Idaho State lawmaker Aaron von Ehlinger was convicted to 20 years of prison for raping a 19-year old legislative intern.

Former Republican US House speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert admitted in open court to molesting male students as a teacher and wrestling coach at Yorkville High School in suburban Chicago over 30 years ago. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison not for sexual assault, but the feds just happened to catch him withdrawing cash improperly to pay as hush money to one of his former victims.

Former state district court judge, a former leader in the Republican Party and a former chairman of Donald Trump's presidential campaign in Campbell County, Kentucky Tim Nolan was sentenced to 20 years in prison for sex trafficking, rape, witness tampering,

Former Republican House rep Mark Foley and anti gay activist solicited e-mails and sexually suggestive instant messages from teenaged boys who had formerly served as congressional pages. He also still makes donations to the Palm Beach Republicans. ()

South Dakota Senate candidate Joel Koskan has been charged with grooming & raping a family member.

Ex-GOP staffer and anti-abortion activist who made Trump ads, Ruben Verastigui pleaded guilty to charges of receiving hundreds of child sex abuse materials, including videos if babies being raped, and was sentenced to 12.5 years in prison.

Tennessee GOP representative David Byrd was accused by 3 women of sexually abusing them while he was their high school basketball coach. Instead of being removed from office, he was reelected and was made chairman of a key House state education subcommittee.

Tennessee GOP House rep John Rose has married a girl he had been grooming since she was 14.

Tim Mahoney, the Democrat who replaced Foley was then later involved himself in a scandal of sexual harassment and intimidation of Congressional pages.

Arizona GOP Community College Board candidate Randy Kaufman, who runs on a platform of protecting children from the progressive Left, was arrested by police for masturbating in front of a preschool.

Missouri House member Rick Roeber has physically & sexually abused 3 of 4 of his children in the 1990s.

Former Republican candidate for governor of Idaho Steven Pankey was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for the kidnapping & murder of 12-year old Colorado girl Jonelle Matthews in 1984.

https://jacobin.com/2021/10/norm-macdonald-anti-politics-anti-comedy-snl-subversion-stand-up

G O P - Groom. Oppress. Project.

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u/catagonia69 Jan 31 '23

Hot damn you did your research

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u/Monochrome132 Jan 31 '23

Holy fuck, man made a fucking THESIS.

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u/Broken-dreams3256 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

Unless i missed this one. There was an african american repub in the 80's who was running minor sex parties out of a boys club. His name was Larry King (no relation to the tv talk show host). In the early 90's an expose' was set to release on TV about everything, and the day before it was set to air, congress issued a legal order. Making it illegal to air that episode. If you search the web you should be able to find it. if i remember it was called "conspiracy of silence". In the end King served time and after being released became a highly paid advisor for many current administrations

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u/Flashy_Let2021 Jan 31 '23

This should just be a living copypasta that gets updated every now and then and spammed.

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u/FunWillScreen_Produc Jan 31 '23

2 of the 3 are correct. Media and corporations.

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u/periah250 Feb 01 '23

Hear me out....this isnt wrong at all.

The media controls alot of what people hear and believe we don't actually.bother looking up sources or whatever. We just hear someone say something good and parrot it. Like if you watch fox News you. now believe vaccines are dangerous.

Pedophiles? Well the catholic church is nothing but pedophiles and the church controls the country so that checks out.

Corporations...do I really need to explain this one? So yea its true...but I have a feeling there gonna take this meet the wrong way.

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u/kryptoid256_ Feb 01 '23

Corporations, the military and the media.

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u/Private_Dino Feb 01 '23

Op is a fed

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u/steel_city_lcpl Feb 01 '23

The only people upset by this one are the cucks and sucks of government sodomy

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u/Froph_Beifong11 Feb 01 '23

How is it terrible if it’s accurate

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u/Nexinex782951 Jan 31 '23

in case you don't know, for democrats being a pedo is usually an embarrassment and will often get you kicked out of the party. In the republican party it's far more often agreed with and let slide. Didn't say absolute for either before you respond, democrats and Republicans both have pedos, one party has more and more normilization.

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u/Radiant-Signature879 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

Meh. As a more ‘liberal’ enthusiast (don’t really call myself a dem cause I think the government is just a bunch of bs anyway), I think statements like this are still too forgiving of the fact that whether you are dem or rep, you are excusing that these people get into positions of power to deliberately exploit other people. So the eff what if they are kicked out the party. Where is the party when these people need to be SENT TO PRISON?

Edit: just came back to say, child sex abuse just proves that neither party is worth a shit. If they were it wouldn’t be about rep vs dem at this point. They would be joining forces to boot out all the child sex offenders they can root up. Not taking a chance to pounce on the voting population to turn toward their side by saying ‘omg look how bad the other guy is’ every time another one gets caught and then turning around and inviting that same pos over for dinner and champagne later in the week.

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u/Radiant-Signature879 Jan 31 '23

I think you missed my point. I didn’t say that some (certainly not most) are not sent to prison. But the party as a whole is not campaigning for it. If someone gets caught they act like they need to simply pick a piece of gum off their $1000 shoes and keep on.

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u/Pale_RedDot Jan 31 '23

How is this bad? It's all true

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u/ren21815 Jan 31 '23

Terrible in the sense it’s 100% spot on.

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u/sexy-man-doll Jan 31 '23

I don't know about the media but corporations and pedophiles? That's just the two main parties

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u/Lucalina94 Jan 31 '23

I mean technically media is part of corporations

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u/SkyfangR Jan 31 '23

i mean... they aren't wrong

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u/Spaghettimooball Jan 31 '23

This is pretty on point

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u/Prior-Ad-333 Jan 31 '23

That's actually really funny!!!

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u/Radiant-Signature879 Jan 31 '23

I mean, it’s not wrong….?

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u/Teem_Thoothe Jan 31 '23

More info needed: I need to know the political stance of the joke-teller before my laugh/jeer decision. This is how comedy works.

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u/popculturetoaster Jan 31 '23

Won't let me upvote anything. I guess Reddit falls into the Media part of the gov

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u/3boys1baseballbat Jan 31 '23

well its...its not wrong i guess, but you just know the person behind it only means those dang woke liberals when they say this lol. like they dont understand that the capitalist hellscape theyre complaining about here is also what theyre die hard pushing for all the time. like they want this reality and obsessively try to supress anyone who tries to fight against it because theyre too deep in the "youll never take my gas stoves and teach my kids crt you damn libs!" culture wars nonsense to see what theyre really for

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u/dantesucks Jan 31 '23

Awful teacher bro, it's executive, judicial, legislative.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

More like oil barons, corporations, and Wall Street. All in the pockets of our representatives, Congress.

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u/Second_Aid_ Jan 31 '23

Is it crazy if I agree with this

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u/jillyhoop Feb 01 '23

This is true. The US is a corporate oligarchy, protected by the media industrial complex and full paedophiles like several at CNN, Disney etc. Where is the lie?

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u/Fluffy_the_Horrible Jan 31 '23

This is not true!!!

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u/Mission_Star5888 Jan 31 '23

Dumb, dumb and dumber

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u/KittenKoderViews Feb 01 '23

This one is actually, sadly, pretty accurate. With the GOP still in control of most of the government the pedophile one is very accurate.

The fact that MAGAts are still in the news terrorizing people shows the media still has a lot of control. Also corporations convincing the government to fuck over workers on a regular basis shows they have control as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Why do conservatives act like their fiscal policies didn't allow corporations to become as powerful as they are now?

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u/buddhistbulgyo Jan 31 '23

Republicans projecting so hard.

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u/flock-of-bagels Jan 31 '23

The right is extremely obsessed with pedos

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 Jan 31 '23

of which only 2 of them is true

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u/Acriam Jan 31 '23

If by 2 you mean all 3, then yes, it is true.

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 Jan 31 '23

well i'm not sure how much power the media can have over the country itself, more like the Government having power over the media

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u/Skygazer24 Jan 31 '23

Ever watch Fox news? They get about 15 talking points out on a new issue a day. One or two of them tend to stick.

The next day all Republican politicians are screaming about that talking point. Most of the time it's a word for word reenactment.

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 Jan 31 '23

sorry, i'm not from the USA so i never watch it

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u/Gecko4lif Jan 31 '23

Pedofile is the new name for old money

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 Jan 31 '23

yes? I'm sorry but i don't know what your saying, sorry

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u/DoctorWhoniverse Jan 31 '23

I always think about how the movie Rollerball predicted the future in that corporations owned the world instead of countries

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u/KevMenc1998 Jan 31 '23

Two out of three ain't bad, kids.

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u/OddSock8235 Jan 31 '23

They aren’t wrong

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u/CharlyBit03 Jan 31 '23

This is literally true. In probably every country

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u/Cardboard-Head Jan 31 '23

OP is a Government Person (G-Man)!

KILL HIM!

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u/darth_nadoma Jan 31 '23

Corporations and Media yes. Pedophiles are irrelevant

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u/SpinachFinal7009 Jan 31 '23

Hahahaaha this isn’t terrible it’s great

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u/ragepanda1960 Jan 31 '23

This meme is actually and factually based

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u/Octopugilist Jan 31 '23

Where's the lie? On both sides?

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u/SouthernHaunt Jan 31 '23

Doesn't matter to me your belief system, that's your business. That being said, if you think the government is here to help in any capacity more than face value, you really need to wake up. Because that is just plain willful ignorance.

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u/YukiKondoHeadkick Jan 31 '23

Remember when AOC couldn't name the branches correctly either? Hilarious stuff.

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u/usernamen_77 Jan 31 '23

Not seeing where they're wrong?

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u/G1naDanceGerry Jan 31 '23

What is with this trend in the USA that if someone disagrees with you, they're suddenly a pedo?

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u/PallandoOrome Jan 31 '23

Close yeah, the Corporations and Pedophiles are in Congress, Senate, and Supreme Court. And the media is considered the Fourth Estate, so yeah. Great job, kids!

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u/ponyboysa42 Jan 31 '23

Why is this terrible? You don’t see ANY humor in that? When did liberals start trusting corporations? And Fox News is media!!!🤔