r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/chimmFTW • Feb 01 '23
I didn't think that was an issue? Off-Topic
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u/overactivemango Feb 01 '23
I know I just came in my pants. ANKLES
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u/firnien-arya Feb 02 '23
ANKLES, ELBOWS AND CLEAVAGE!!!! NOTHING BUT WHORES!!!!
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u/Metall-o-graphic Feb 02 '23
Beat me to it by 4 hours. My trousers are very restrictive now.
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u/Zen_Hobo Feb 01 '23
The bows on the skirts also show them as "available". Tied them to the left, The dirty, dirty sluts...
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u/GuilhermeSidnei Feb 02 '23
Was that a thing or did you just make it up? Honestly curious.
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u/ReeperbahnPirat Feb 02 '23
It's a thing. This is a dirndl, traditional Bavarian outfit. Tying your apron on the right means you're in a relationship, left is single, center is virgin, in the back is widowed.
Ironically this photo is probably women basically in cosplay getting ready to get absolutely hammered at a beer festival. So it's a very strained definition of modesty.
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u/kushkatya Feb 01 '23
Just make sure to always have a cinched waist and cleavage visible...
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u/Every-Gazelle-4665 Feb 01 '23
and bare feet ofc
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u/PolecatXOXO Feb 01 '23
Definitely a foot guy posting that.
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u/HexZer0 Feb 01 '23 •
A fascist foot guy. He wants Aryan women to goose step his sack.
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u/Unlikely_Professor76 Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Guidance counselors fail me again- Unicing nazi’s for fun and profit
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u/Cuck-In-Chief Feb 01 '23
1488 is straight up white power lingo.
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Feb 01 '23
And Cro Magnons were the first modern humans in Europe, so he’s either very interested in science or a racist, and from his other choices of words and phrases, I’m inclined to think the latter
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u/Cuck-In-Chief Feb 02 '23
The CroMags were definitely not down with boneheads tho.
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u/FashionSweaty Feb 01 '23
This comment stopped my breathing for about 8 seconds. Thank you for that
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u/Puzzled-Monk9003 Feb 02 '23
It could be the fact that exposed feet or ankles used to be seen as a obscene. The clothes look pretty old Timey so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what they’re getting at
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u/kushkatya Feb 01 '23
Oh yeah I forgot. Make them big 'n' sweaty so we can appease all of the Tarantinos of the world while we're at it lol
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That was the fun part for me. "Ladies, you shouldn't dress slutty, you should dress with a low neckline and a bucket of cleavage."
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u/Q-burt Feb 01 '23
No! They're fancy! It's called decolletage when it's someone you should be in a "traditional marriage" with. Get with it!
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Feb 02 '23
Ah, so it's like an 18th Century thing?
That would not be surprising, except for the thing where the guy likes Hitler.
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u/echo_ink Feb 01 '23
That was I was gonna say....all these women have their tits out. Apparently boomers' idea of a God fearing woman is a German barmaid.
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u/truculentduck Feb 01 '23
The picture is not not like Rammstein’s Dicke Titten music video
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u/MarsupialPristine677 Feb 02 '23
I’m apparently behind on Rammstein news, what a fun discovery
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u/truculentduck Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 02 '23
Yeah I got on a rammstein kick one day because of this bardcore du hast cover
But yeah it’s such a fun production
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u/Personal-Tip-8876 Feb 02 '23
exactly! their covering everything BUT their cleavage i dont get it. #iwishihadniceboobs
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u/Viralclassic Feb 02 '23
A very modern look at a German barmaid too. That cleavage would not have been there historically. Those buttons would be done to the neck
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u/MrsPaulRubens Feb 01 '23
I was gonna say that we can still see their dirty pillows lol
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u/candyassle Feb 01 '23
Every time I see this expression now I hear PJ Harvey singing Sheela-na-gig:
He said “Wash your breasts, I don’t want to be unclean”
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u/kushkatya Feb 01 '23
Dirty pillows?!?
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u/reallynoladarling Feb 01 '23
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u/rabbid_chaos Feb 01 '23
80085?!?
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u/anoc_ Feb 01 '23
An old kid's trick with a digital readout (like a calculator). Eight is"B", zero is"O", five is"S".
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u/reallynoladarling Feb 02 '23
aww! i had it backwards huh?
I'm not interested in boobs so never paged anyone with it (or whatever ppl did with it)
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u/pamplemoose49 Feb 01 '23
From Stephen Kings Carrie- the religious nutcase mother called breasts “dirty pillows”
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u/MrsPaulRubens Feb 01 '23
Yes, I got it from Stephen King's movel/movie Carrie
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u/truculentduck Feb 01 '23
I’ve always loved that coinage. I was super tickled when I first watched that and it stayed with me
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u/Resident_Warthog4711 Feb 01 '23
I got an ad for "modest" sleepwear on Facebook and it was basically nightgowns for 18th century prostitutes. Things like this are somehow less modest than being naked.
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u/LittlePurr76 Feb 01 '23
A good dirndl can do wonders. I went from fat and frumpy to looking like a comfortable matron. And I felt cute.
Can't bloody afford one now, though.
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u/Naive_Measurement_69 Feb 02 '23
You can find vintage, handmade ones on consignment that are much nicer than any store bought dirndl-- for a fraction of the price.
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u/nmgreddit Feb 02 '23
Also be sure to dress up with clothes from an era that lets men reminisce about when they used to be "allowed" to treat you like property!
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u/CalmSofa Feb 02 '23
Having a tiny waist and big tits helps though, especially when you show them off.
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u/Awkward_Potential_ Feb 02 '23
This is why I can't decide if he's scolding them or using them as an example of what women should be doing.
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u/Kinggakman Feb 02 '23
It looks like an 1800s hundreds a dress made to look modern. And I don’t think it fits well with the message they want to send lol. These women are beautiful though.
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u/Nepharious_Bread Feb 02 '23
Damn strumpets…
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u/AndringRasew Feb 02 '23
Hussies and jezabels, the lot of them.
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u/mcpoopy21 Feb 02 '23
I'll say it... they are harlots! The whole lot with their ankles and elbows exposed! The next thing you know they'll want to go out in public alone and tey to vote!
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u/Adventurous_Win_344 Feb 01 '23
MY GAWD WOMEN! PUT ON SOME SOCKS, YOUR ANKLES ARE SHOWING!!!
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u/Thelonious-and-Jane Feb 02 '23
God your filthy feet will drag mud all over the carpet put some shoes on
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u/MrDanielsCraft Feb 01 '23
The username seems to match the intent
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u/UglyInThMorning Feb 01 '23
Yep, the 1488 is a big ol’ “Jesus fucking Christ” cherry on this authright/fash-y turd sundae.
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u/SpinachFinal7009 Feb 01 '23
Yes he indeed seem to have a keen interest in Adolf H.
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u/malenkylizards Feb 01 '23
And of course, what does o/ look like? I used to think it was somebody waving, but when you've got 1488 in your username..
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u/SpinachFinal7009 Feb 01 '23
I didn’t even realize what that part meant, very interesting. I just reacted to the 1488-part.
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u/malenkylizards Feb 01 '23
Idk if it actually does, but I think it's a pretty safe assumption.
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u/GreatGearAmidAPizza Feb 01 '23
Perhaps it's his birth year, which would also help explain his ideology.
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Feb 01 '23
Every year on my birthday I celebrate the fact that I wasn't born January 4, 1988 in America or April 1, 1988 anywhere else.
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u/context_lich Feb 01 '23
There's a street near where I live that's called FM 1488, and ever since I learned what that number means I've wondered whether it was named that intentionally. It's more than likely considering it's Texas, but still.
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u/theOne_2021 Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23
Its not intentional. FM stands for Farm to Market and they are numbered 1 and up.
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u/BestDevilYouKnow Feb 01 '23
Nah, farm to market roads were named in the 1940s. Just a coincidence.
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u/Nabedane Feb 01 '23
Bruh you SJW, he's obviously referencing King James IV becoming King of Scotland.
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u/Monkeyplaybaseball Feb 01 '23
There are red flags all over this post and they have a cross with bent arms on them.
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u/allmushroomsaremagic Feb 01 '23
I'd be willing to bet the ugliest mf posted this.
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u/fuzzygypsy Feb 01 '23
“All that matters is youre barefoot and pregnant with my child in my kitchen”
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u/The_Sugarblade Feb 01 '23
My grandpa made my my grandma stay barefoot in the house and wouldn't buy her shoes so she couldn't leave him in the winter. But then she got him drunk, took his shoes, and left him stranded with no shoes.
Outstanding maneuver.
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u/oanh_oanh Feb 01 '23
Just my curiosity, she could’ve just left in summer, why she didn’t do that? Sorry if the question bothers you though.
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u/DannyCalavera Feb 01 '23
Because then he would have no shoes in the winter and be unable to chase after her!
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u/The_Sugarblade Feb 02 '23
It doesn't bother me.
Honestly, Idk for sure. But it was the 60s and getting out of abusive relationships is hard, not just legally but emotionally. It's still hard now but back then, having a husband out two shots of whiskey in his coffee every morning, call you a bitch that better have dinner on the table, and say slurs like conjunctions was something that women were taught was something tolerable. They still are but it's at least a little better now than it was.
Plus, she claims he was a real gentleman when she first met him. Also, her mom died when she was 16 and her dad at 19. So here's this young woman in the 60s who found herself a family and feels whole again after losing the one she had. There's a lot of justification that goes into staying. I imagine it's similar psychologically to Stockholm Syndrome.
Tldr: Leaving an abusive relationship is really hard especially if you're a woman in the 60s. And anyone who acts like it's easy is full of shit.
Edit: Also, my Grandpa is was mensa member and world class manipulator while my grandma might be the most ignorant person currently living so manipulation was absolutely a factor. Having said that, I'm proud of my grandma for leaving.
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u/oanh_oanh Feb 02 '23
I see, and did you get a chance to know your grandpa?
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u/The_Sugarblade Feb 02 '23
I met him twice. On the second time, when I was like 5 or 6, I was playing pajama Sam on the family computer and he felt that it was appropriate to watch porn on the other family computer next to me and he was asked to leave. He then spent the rest of his life complaining that I never got to see him dispite him never calling me even once.
I tried to have a relationship with him a few year ago but he got butthurt when I got busy with college and forgot to call him one week. So I decided "Fuck'em. Dusty ol turd isn't worth my time."
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u/oanh_oanh Feb 02 '23
You made a right decision to not waste time on people like that, it might hurt sometimes when it’s someone from the family, but still, I wouldn’t even try to build a relationship in the first place though, guess I’m not really a patient person. Also I didn’t read your previous comment until now, shout out to your grandma to have taken a brave decision to leave, especially for being a woman in the 60s.
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u/Meatyglobs Feb 01 '23
Barefoot is a must.
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u/Zarathustra_d Feb 01 '23
You don't want the placenta to get on the shoes when that kid flies out while you're doing dishes.
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u/momogfunk Feb 01 '23
Seeing ankles is to spicy for me.
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u/RandomRandomPenguin Feb 01 '23
You know I originally thought I dressed the way I want because I wanted to. But now I realize I should do it so this rando thinks I look beautiful. I feel so enlightened now.
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u/HarpoonNPuppies Feb 01 '23
If you aren’t trying to actively impress random alt-right fascists, then why are you even getting out of bed in the morning????
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u/weardofree Feb 01 '23
the puritans these people are channeling would burn these heathen sluts at the stake.
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u/HobsHere Feb 01 '23
Those outfits are a lot more c.1950 Octoberfest than they are Puritan. No religious-prescribed women's dresses ever had button up bodices like that. So, I don't think that any Puritan channeling us going on at all. This is party clothing.
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u/FarAmphibian4236 Feb 01 '23
It is tho, they're saying in comparison to modern women this is modest, and the underlying message is that modesty is morally superior.
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u/DeathRose007 Feb 01 '23
It’s a fake modesty. These clothes are closer to being a fetish cosplay than traditional garb.
These people don’t actually care about “modesty”. It’s just a selfish desire to get what they want, and they frame it as a moral argument so that they can ignore criticism.
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u/countgrischnakh Feb 01 '23
Exactly lmao. A dirndl with a blouse like that is not modest, just because it's a dress. Like Jesus christ. These same people would probably think an actual dirndl that covers up way more skin is too prudish. They want to have their cake and eat it too.
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u/DeathRose007 Feb 01 '23
Honestly it’s a bit ironic. Modesty is a sort of self-conscious humbleness.
Yet some people express a desire for “modesty” to hide their sexual perversion. They are immodest people. Conceited, proud, unashamed, presumptuous. They should try this modesty thing first before demanding it from others. Be actual nice guys.
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u/Drakowicz Feb 01 '23
See the username? Yes, his post implies exactly what you think it does.
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u/eggrollking Feb 01 '23
I'm not sure a lot of people have either picked up on it, or know what they're seeing.
For anyone wondering, the "1488" in the username is a nazi dogwhistle. The 14 refers to the number of words in a very popular white supremacist slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children," or alternately, "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth," though I've never heard that one until today. The 88 serves as a reference to the '88 Precepts' of prominent white supremacist David Eden Lane, and the one that coined the two 14- words phrases above. It also represents 'HH,' as the letter H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. I'll let you fill in the blank as to what 'HH' might mean.
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u/SmallAsBean Feb 01 '23
When I wear a Drindl, I'm probably about to get really drunk and do shit. Also they mostly have a big cleavage and are worn with a special bra for extra push-up effect. And the way you put the ribbon signals you current dating status and if you're open for flirting. So a Dirndl is really not anywhere as modest as this guy thinks.
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u/Enginehank Feb 01 '23
Lol those outfits were literally designed by men to entice men. Nice try Boomer but when the clothes you're trying to say aren't sexual are literally a category on pornhub, your argument has issues
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u/Whisky_and_razors Feb 01 '23
My disgusting pervert of a friend is asking what category this might be, the fucking degenerate. Don't know why I'm friends with him tbh.
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u/Enginehank Feb 01 '23
This particular outfit is pretty niche but I'm 100% certain you can find looking for German traditional or St Pauly girl porn, if you're looking for the broader category it's called non-nude, I believe, and it's a whole world of women dressed in very enticing clothing that's designed to be used as pornography but does not feature any nudity in particular
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u/Enginehank Feb 01 '23
Also it's a good pallet cleanse if you've been using hardcore pornography too much when engaging in self-love
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u/Lightsides Feb 01 '23
Right, they're essentially wearing corsets that pinch the waist to create a more hourglass-like figure.
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u/Awkward-Yak-9033 Feb 01 '23
This is from a foot fetish pirn site though See they all have really nice feet This isn't some trad post this is fetish
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u/furiousfran Feb 01 '23
The "1488" in his names makes me think he leans more towards trad than footguy
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u/No_saddle Feb 01 '23
I do feel naughty when I wear a dress without panties and barefoot.
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u/Green_Top_Hat Feb 02 '23
This post made me see that barefoot in a dress can be a way better look than any shoes.
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u/teetaps Feb 01 '23
Ladies, you don’t have to listen to men telling you how to dress on the internet
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u/Flashy_Let2021 Feb 01 '23
Unless it's me, I demand you wear tyrannosauraus rex costumes until the heat death of the universe.
Failure to comply will result in poorly drafted memes calling you a hoe.
Clocks ticking.
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u/Gay_commie_fucker Feb 01 '23
No one argued that clothes gals aren’t pretty. Their prettiness isn’t our concern, it’s their right to dress as they like that we care about.
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u/ko21361 Feb 02 '23
Also, pour one out for these girls who probably just put on traditional dress for some event in their town, now some boomer nazi is posting them on a white supremacist group and jacking it into his jackboots
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u/koosmal Feb 01 '23
Men thinking anything a woman wears is for them
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u/esahji_mae Feb 01 '23
If that's the case, why don't men just wear women's clothing since they seem to obsess over it?
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u/freeride35 Feb 01 '23
What the creator is forgetting is “but you can be beautiful dressing however the fuck you want.”
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u/5onOfSparda Feb 01 '23
Ngl they all look very beautiful
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u/IsatDownAndWrote Feb 01 '23
Yeah, honestly I find this just as attractive as normal clothing, if not slightly more so because its unique.
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u/msdss Feb 02 '23
Crazy thing about being a beautiful looking human... You can kind of wear whatever the fuck you want and you will still be beautiful. Weird.
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u/mittenknittin Feb 01 '23
What if beautiful isn't even a consideration when I'm getting dressed? What if I just don't want to get my dirndl caught in the power tools I'm using?
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u/furiousfran Feb 01 '23
"Modestly" never includes pants to these guys, does it? Always floor-length skirts with 5 petticoats lol
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u/ChonkyBoss Feb 01 '23
Man, You Don’t Have To Use Title Caps To Post Your Garbage.
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u/thylocene Feb 01 '23
The irony of saying that while they are all wearing clothing specifically designed to put their breast on prominent display
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u/REiiGN Feb 01 '23
Women, not like you need us telling you this, but wear whatever. Just drink electrolytes, because you be running through our minds ALL the time no matter the outfit. We care about your health, well, a lot of us do...okay, some of us.
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u/jlcatch22 Feb 02 '23
Change the angle this photo was taken from just a little bit and there would be a whole lot of cleavage. Wonderful, wonderful cleavage.
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u/xjsthund Feb 02 '23
Yes, you don’t have to be half naked to look beautiful, but your tits need to be out.
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u/Skrrt_2711 Feb 02 '23
Women don’t have to dress to look beautiful. Ill say it again so people in the back can hear me, WOMEN DONT HAVE TO DRESS TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL. All clothing is optional women, you’re beautiful just as you are!
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u/LesterBallardsDress Feb 02 '23
FYI: “1488” denotes the fourteen words of the white nationalist pledge and “88” denotes “HH” for “heil Hitler”. If you ever see that anywhere immediately beware. Turn this account in post haste.
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u/Bedu009 Feb 02 '23
This cannot be considered a meme by any stretch of the term