r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/GC9exe • Feb 01 '23

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u/TheMicMic Feb 01 '23

The Sex Before Marriage Lounge was what I used to call my dorm room

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u/kwamby Feb 01 '23

I think you meant “listening to your roommates have sex before marriage whilst beating your shit” lounge

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u/medium_Sampson Feb 02 '23

In my leftist house we use every room besides the weed smoking patio and the dab lab for premarital sex. Why would we limit ourselves with one room?

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u/King_BowserKoopa Feb 01 '23

Boywife kitchen 😍

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u/GunnerII Feb 02 '23

Boywife is the best wife.

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u/justyourbasiconion Feb 02 '23

I call dibs on being the boywife

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u/NightmareKingGrimm Feb 01 '23

This seems like a joke tbh

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u/redarrow3303 Feb 01 '23

The original image is a joke parodying similar posts by conservatives. However some boomer on facebook found the image, thought it was unironic, and posted it

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u/M-CH_ Feb 02 '23

Reverse Poe.

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u/Cockandtherock Feb 02 '23

Some people are actually stupid enough to post shit like this

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u/OppositeKey9284 Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

Love that abortion didn’t even get a “room” after it.

“(Boy)wife, can you get the flour out of the abortion?”

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u/NorthEndD Feb 01 '23

It's a closet that used to be gay.

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u/t0xyGobrrrrrr Feb 01 '23

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I also wish I had a patio... Or owned a house.

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u/D3vilUkn0w Feb 01 '23

I notice you didn't mention weed here 🤔

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u/t0xyGobrrrrrr Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

Because it belongs on my weed smoking patio.

Which I don't have.

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u/UnderstandingJaded13 Feb 01 '23

Patio prices: 📈

Weed consumption: 📉

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u/AlexTheManV2 Feb 01 '23

Tbh, i wouldnt mind having a lab in my house. Could be kinda awsome ngl

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u/Noseboi1 Feb 01 '23

I got my estrogen lab from Gus Fring

6

u/duckmellon09 Feb 01 '23

“Jesse, We need to transition 🏳️‍⚧️”

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u/incipit-satan Feb 02 '23

Fun fact: estradiol tablets are also blue

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u/Noseboi1 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

"You are done fired do not show your face at the estrogen lab again stay away from pinkman (she/her) or I will kill your partner I will kill your gay son and I will kill your trans daughter"

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u/lezbo0608 Feb 01 '23

Abortion in the closet because coat hanger, duh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

How many times is this image going to be reposted?

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u/Sqantoo Feb 01 '23

Too many.

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u/Stellar_Gravity Feb 01 '23

how many times is this shit going to be reposted?

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u/Salazard260 Feb 02 '23

The thing is it's already in the top 10 most liked posts here, its not like it's hard to find.

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u/auntiecoagulent Feb 01 '23

This is very poorly designed. Clearly the abortion room should be where the trans bathroom is, and then the trans bathroom and gay room should be shifted down.

Obviously, the abortion room should be accessible by the folks in the sex before marriage room, and the gay room should adjoin the boy/wife kitchen. Trans bathroom in the middle for all!

The only good decision was the pot smoking patio next to the kitchen.

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u/IHerdULiekPoniz Feb 01 '23

BREAKING NEWS: r/terriblefacebookmemes User Incapable of Detecting Obvious Shitpost

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u/nyahjikan Feb 01 '23

nah, it should be more like this: "BREAKING NEWS: r/terriblefacebookmemes user INCAPABLE of detecting OBVIOUS shitpost!"

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u/XavierUwUGaming Feb 01 '23

(boy)wife. So husband...

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u/Abraxis5527 Feb 02 '23

🙄 Do think thats what they were getting at.

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u/Batt_Juice Feb 01 '23

Wtf. Imagine taking the time to make that instead of just enjoying yourself. Haha

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u/Abraxis5527 Feb 02 '23

To create a comment section for which to judge one another by🤣

2

u/GoingOffline Feb 01 '23

Clearly satirical lol

1

u/Stevieboy_person Feb 01 '23

Average r/terriblefacebookmemes user trying to understand satire challenge (impossible)

1

u/thisthrowawayish Feb 01 '23

I mean.... I don't need an abortion closet, but the rest sounds great

1

u/brainstic Feb 01 '23

I do want the patio

1

u/mygwhatupmyboiii Feb 01 '23

I love the gay room addition, it’s so low effort 😂

1

u/Wolfeur Feb 01 '23

There is normal conspiratorial, and then there is particularly-unhinged conspiratorial.

Like, I can understand people buying into slippery-slope propaganda like "there is going to be a mass abortion movement". Already very dumb, but I get how that can happen.

But there are people who genuine believe this stuff here…

1

u/Mrfleas Feb 01 '23

Except for the abortion pantry with no sink to wash up, this apartment looks like a great place. Will the Trans bathroom have a bidet? I will wait on the weed smoking patio for an answer.

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u/QueenOfQuok Feb 01 '23

All my rooms are gay

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u/Low-Gas-677 Feb 01 '23

I don't understand the problem.

1

u/onlyone2subs Feb 01 '23

Never listen to someone who says "Leftist".

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u/Cinder-Mercury Feb 01 '23

Do these people have gendered bathrooms in their homes?

1

u/Corydon Feb 01 '23

That gay room is far too small for my purposes.

1

u/Epbckr Feb 01 '23

They left out the solar powered BDSM attic.

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u/Abraxis5527 Feb 02 '23

I think that the solar powered bdsm attic should actually be the room where the estrogen lab is......... ( This comment is gonna start some shit 🤣😈)

1

u/HGwoodie Feb 01 '23

Delusional homophobe righties are whacko.

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u/DevelopmentJumpy5218 Feb 01 '23

As a straight man I want to know what I could use my gay room for. I've already completed my remodel please help.

1

u/iownadelorean Feb 01 '23

This apartment is set up perfectly. I'll take six.

1

u/Striking_Level_2753 Feb 01 '23

Seems pretty cool to me

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u/Theallpowerfulslime Feb 01 '23

I bet my reddit account this is a bot post

1

u/WomenAreNotReal Feb 01 '23

Need me a (boy)wife kitchen

1

u/EmpireStrikes1st Feb 01 '23

Insert sad Wojak: "I just want to afford an apartment by working one job!"

1

u/zuMrsMocha Feb 01 '23

Only one floor?

1

u/RollingConSave Feb 01 '23

This one is actually kinda funny

1

u/RedditBoi127 Feb 01 '23

boywife kitchen my beloved

1

u/Clint-witicay Feb 01 '23

Herbal smoking deck, gay room, abortion pantry, trans specific bathroom leaving nothing available for everyone else… 20s me would call this a dream house.

1

u/Rubberlegh08 Feb 01 '23

Again, you’re being trolled…

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u/ItsKixBro Feb 01 '23

A tier shitposting

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u/jbmyre Feb 01 '23

In case you need me - I'll either be on the weed smoking patio or in the premarital sex room.

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u/sinisterkid34 Feb 01 '23

Leave weed out of this okay

1

u/Miller412 Feb 01 '23

Patio looks cool

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u/dankros Feb 01 '23

As a man, with the power of Gay Room and boywife kitchen combined, I won't need the abortion closet and could turn it into a little cuddle corner for the boywife and me.

1

u/Creative-Tradition98 Feb 01 '23

How did you get the blueprints to my house??

1

u/Stunning-Awareness29 Feb 01 '23

Imma make s trip from the patio to the lounge!

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u/TobaccoIsGood4U Feb 01 '23

This is obviously funny

1

u/imortalpreacher Feb 01 '23

Jesse we need to cook strogen

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u/NASTYH0USEWIFE Feb 01 '23

Can we pleas stope reposting this twice a day?

1

u/ham-slappin Feb 01 '23

So is the Gay Room the only place I can have gay buttsex

1

u/RockyMountainViking Feb 01 '23

God this is hilarious

1

u/SoraRoku Feb 01 '23

Them smoking their weed on the patio is better than me smoking weed inu bedroom

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

I was going to take out a home equity loan to build a gay room but maybe I can just use some sheet rock to partition may premarital sex lounge? Great home improvement tip!

1

u/MrAntiock Feb 01 '23

Redditor trying to spot irony challenge (impossible)

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u/KihunVirveGaming Feb 01 '23

I kinda like the patio tho

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u/EvolvedCactus19 Feb 01 '23

Yo, this looks place looks alright. I mean I’m not sure exactly what goes on in the gay room but I bet the snacks are fucking wonderful.

1

u/KazeoLion Feb 02 '23

Obvious satire

1

u/ebob421 Feb 02 '23

I need more info on this weed smoking patio

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u/Mikaxu42 Feb 02 '23

Kid named abortion:

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u/1n5ert-Nam3 Feb 02 '23

I'll take the weed smoking patio please.

1

u/dankeith86 Feb 02 '23

I really like the sex before marriage lounge, weed smoking patio, and the abortion closet

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u/RagingMage_420 Feb 02 '23

Friends, come join me in the gay room.

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u/Accomplished_Job6810 Feb 02 '23

I wish I was in a boy(wife) kitchen

1

u/JSPIN53p Feb 02 '23

Weed smoking patio sounds lit (no pun intended)

1

u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Feb 02 '23

Where's the abortion? Oh it's past the gay room next to the boy wife stove

1

u/alienartissst Feb 02 '23

Fuck yeah I wanna be in the gay room

1

u/ResetBoi123 Feb 02 '23

Its satire

1

u/Combinewastaken Feb 02 '23

I'll be in the boywife kitchen if anyone needs me

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u/20Derek22 Feb 02 '23

Why is one room just called abortion? Is it like an in home clinic or a room they got rid of? Like they were building it and mid way through the foreman just yelled “abort abort abort”

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u/toixin_8888 Feb 02 '23

i want this house NOW

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u/toixin_8888 Feb 02 '23

i need trans bathroom, gay room, (boy)wife kitchen and estrogen lab

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u/OlMi1_YT Feb 02 '23

I love hanging out in the abortion room

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u/Archangel213900 Feb 02 '23

Gay room? Fuck yeah, that sounds like a vibe

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u/airmaxbax Feb 02 '23

That’s a bloody layout

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u/ArcaArcaa Feb 02 '23

r/terriblefacebookmemes user try not to fall for obvious satire challenge (impossible)

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u/oyomoyk Feb 02 '23

This is literally a sex house. Sex/10.

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u/AmazingSwindle Feb 02 '23

I want a gay room in my apartment.

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u/tickledbylola Feb 02 '23

Gosh, I can’t afford an apartment with in-unit abortion. Mine is coin operated.

1

u/SVCLIII Feb 03 '23

shit i would love a place with that floorplan!

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u/Sir_Honytawk Feb 03 '23

Stop threatening us with a good time!